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Je suis dรฉsolรฉe mais j'ai trop ri, d'oรน vous sortent ces pensรฉes ?
Replying to @mc_helll
En France on a un mot pour dire "gifler quelqu'un avec son pรฉnis" et eux ils n'ont mรชme pas de mots pour eux-mรชmes comment les prendre au sรฉrieux ?!
Sarah Michaelson ๐ retweeted
Can we normalize asking God to heal the parts of us that keep sabotaging the blessings we prayed for.
Sarah Michaelson ๐ retweeted
Body wants sex, mind wants money, heart wants love & i just wanna smoke weed ๐ฟ
Sarah Michaelson ๐ retweeted
We honestly DO NOT talk enough about how God will give you a completely ordinary day. No emergencies, no devastating phone calls, no chaos. Just peace.
That alone is a blessing.
Sarah Michaelson ๐ retweeted
normalize becoming a bitch when youve been way too understanding for too long
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Lmaoooo man leave that damn dog alone ๐๐๐๐๐๐ the side eye is taking me out
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It's Saturday. Y'all better enjoy it cause it'll be Monday in about 25 minutes.
































