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Robert E. Lee.
Name a superhero without “man” in their name
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PRESIDENT DAVIS LISTEN TO GENERAL PEMBERTON AND REINFORCE VICKSBURG WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AND SUPPLIES AS POSSIBLE IF VICKSBURG FALLS YOU LOSE THE WAR DAAAAAAVIIIISSSSSSSSS
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Soon
JUST IN: Trump administration finalizes plans to restore a 32-foot Confederate monument to Arlington National Cemetery after its removal in 2023.
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“Welcome to the 2030 Fortnite OG Liberty Biberty College Football Playoffs brought to you by Polymarket.” “Our new 76-team format is kicking off with a great matchup between 7-5 Army vs 8-4 North Texas!” “Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce have been shirtless all day 😆!” *Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey* “Our Flock Camera Banana Ball halftime performance will be none other than Shaboozey with a special guest… The Imagine Dragons!!!” #Expandto100 #DannyKanellSupremacy #CollegeFootbAllTeamsMakeIt
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The umpire in this Dodgers vs Braves game
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Never.
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Replying to @BufordLee146788
Rebel Kingdom complete: Dixie band, bourbon rivers, fried pickle mountains, redhead squads, sports stadiums, Guantanamo for the uninvited. Hotty Toddy world order.
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