“Every time Trump opens his mouth he subtracts from the sum of human knowledge.” - Bret Stephens
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Tonight’s midterm elections results felt like getting the results of an STD test: you were bracing for the worst, only to find out you’re in the clear and the itching has finally stopped.
Sure, everything sucks right now, but look on the bright side: soon we get to turn the clocks back and enjoy an extra hour of this fucking shitshow.
The students protesting are not the “racaille” and Mélenchon’s “black blocs” who incite violence and destruction. Don’t mix the two. But thanks to the latter, the students are losing their voices. Their message can’t be heard.
Canceled our fancy French bar reservations for a night of rosé and painting each other at home. I painted his portrait. He painted me dancing in a red dress and an Afro wig.
Two masterpieces. Zero artistic training.
Call the Louvre.
May we all find the kind of love where, even after we’re gone, our person still talks about us the way Paul McCartney talks about Linda 😭❤️
Nothing says freedom quite like having to crowdfund your child’s medical bills or funeral because someone else’s freedom to bear arms mattered more than your freedom to bring your child home alive.
