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fright shark

@FrightShark

I'm back on here nice try fbi

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Joined August 2011
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My real name is not dumpert
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My department head put a birthday message to the wrong person on my card, comically his message was about an inch below where my name was already written on it. Couldn't write a funnier character
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I got used to not using this app while I was banned for 2 years ago I just don't use it anymore. But just making sure everyone knows I am still the stupidest guy I've ever met
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In 2026 Sonic the Hedgehog will be added to Mt. Rushmore
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merry christmas.........from PRISON
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Send Riq Woolen to the gulag
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How do people in Canada deal with having to see the French language printed on everything. I always burn out on it after like 3 days
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By this time next year my dog will know how to properly operate and maintain a handgun
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If we went to the Cave of Wonders and got the genie's lamp we could simply wish for Iran to not develop nuclear weapons
Jessica Costescu (@JessicacLoring) profile pictureJessica Costescu
@JessicacLoring20 Jun 2025
If only there was a play-by-play on how to defeat Iran. Oh wait, there is. It’s the plot of Top Gun Maverick. Soldiers drop bunker busters on an undisclosed location in the Middle East that is developing nuclear weapons capability.
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riff of 2025 so far
pinkshift (@pinkshiftmd) profile picturepinkshift@pinkshiftmd10 Jun 2025
it was never your burden to bear alone you are the earthkeeper ANITA RIDE VIDEO PREMIERING IN 10 MIN youtu.be/Syilm7vywBU?si=KWfQ…
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Due to unforseen circumstances cheat meal will be Friday instead of Saturday. I appreciate your patience during these uncertain times
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I got this thing back. I don't know why. I don't know why I blue check mark
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they keep downvoting my posts about driving drunk on r/raleigh
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ordering milk from taco bell
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I've been leaving extra hints for the guy trying to find and kill me. Better luck tomorrow
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using a brush stick on my electronic drumset
ah yes that well-known meme trend of someone posting a picture of a celebrity or 3D-rendered character for humorous effect
Image from fright shark (@FrightShark)
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