TheFrozenTikiSanduskyBay

Tiki sad because humans going to see @LessThanJake tonite. Not sad my humans are leaving, sad i can’t go and skank my tiki butt off!

Hey @usbrigniagara tiki see you out there all handsome looking and stuff! You should move here permanently, be tiki’s best friend!

Who says you can’t go home again?

Today is the day! @TheVindys and their new best friend, the tiki hangin out and eating some ice creams!😍❤️😍

Maybe tomorrow ET, mother nature is a b**** today.

Tiki think after seeing all these humans on the motorbikes acting like total idiots that the humans are all doomed. Who’s gonna buy tiki ice cream if they all go away? Tiki not know answer but it will be quieter and more peaceful. #TikiTruths

What’s happening humans? Who wants a sunset and ice creams?! Come get some at the #JSP

#FunFact tikis can be frozen, but cows can never be pink. Just sayin... #FrozenTikiOG

Hi humans! I have been freed, come say hi! #SummerTimeForTheDay

Rumor has it that tiki will be out and about on May 20th. #FreeTheTiki

It sure feels good for tiki to be back home. Let’s get summer here so tiki can get out and see all you humans again!

Looks like tiki having a few parties this summer, you’re all invited! Tiki very excited to serve some ice cream goodies to @TheVindys on June 29th! #FreeTheTiki #NoHaterZone #RockOnTheDockLives

Tiki spy the tiki in lower left corner. Tiki has finally made it to magazine cover! Tiki thrilled, happy tiki! #TikiAutographsForEveryone

Tiki pro tip. Only idiots vote yes on Issue 1. Don’t be an idiot.

So this means that @joecimperman is real?

Tiki think this weather sucks. Tiki cold, not in a refreshing way. #UnfreezeTheTiki

Oh my gawd, i escaped!!! #FreedTheTiki

Tiki wanna come back out and see the sunshine again! #FreeTheTiki

This is what i have become, a dispenser of props for cult movies. #FreeTheTiki #RockyHorror #bayfront #RiceAndBread