@GDitka

ungovernable #DaBears #Blackhawks #Bulls parody

Joined August 2021
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tell me WHY Shane Gillis just called saban "Alabama Jones" 💀💀💀💀
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Hate shopping for pants I am not slim skinny or straight please keep your labels to yourself
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Or loose or relaxed
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why they have a ride called astro glider Disney is so unserious 👌😭
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Just invented a thing where you bring a beer into a shower
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Game changer
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I write all my tweets to see if AB will steal them
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Raul Pimentel
@PimWear4Oct 12
Eric and Donna’s reunion from That 70’s Show.
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@pearlythingzOct 11
The man the myth the legend!!! @NickJFuentes
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Introducing…Dude Wipes…for HER
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Laura Bassett
@LEBassettOct 11
Elon immediately suspended this account that showed Nick Sortor’s recorded call to the mental health facility was AI generated and is preventing community notes on the Sortor post. It’s all hands on deck trying to make the fake Talarico story stick
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Me witnessing a 4th turnover to the packers 3 days after ditka died
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“Men used to go to war” Sorry I do not like war. I like college football, tequila, and tweeting
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Hoodville
@Hoodville_Oct 10
POV: You're 2 drinks in and get the forbidden yawn instead of a buzz
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Wes Anderson is currently writing the world's most boring dialogue for this character
Stinky Think Tank@stinkythinktankOct 10
I look like a guest on NPR.
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AlphaFox
@alphafoxOct 9
In honor of Mike Ditka's passing, may I present to you - Da Bears:
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"dad, why is my sisters name rose?" "because ur mother loves roses" "thanks, Dad" "No Problem, uncle pussy"
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sojujinbutsu@EdgarPoop1Oct 10
Wore my bears shirt to the bar tonite and got scolded by a stranger… “you shouldn’t be wearing that” and he accused me of being a “secret” bears fan. Then he learned Ditka died and said “you’re alright”.
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the human wasn't meant to have this level of access to espresso
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forgot about my jalepono plant 😵‍💫👀
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jalepono
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today is my birthday
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