GDtwt Confessions and Takes

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''assuming genetics are indeed a factor in GD, could we hypothetically breed top players together to create a child that has a higher potential GD skill than any other?'' -Goober rage stage hardest

''why would trick conix and denni name their gd clan "Total Cissoid Death"?'' -b hardest

''one time i was playing a level and i was like cupping my balls while i played and then i died at 98% and i squeezed my balls so hard one of my testicles ruptured and i had to go to the hospital'' -Stalemate hardest

''every player in the top 20 on pointercrate is a morally ambiguous or just straight up bad person'' -Bausha Vortex hardest

''Grief is a larp top 1. The level has been finished for over 4 years and the hardest back then was freaking PLASMA PULSE FINALE. I Don't even think it’s top 10'' -Nine Circles hardest

''hot take: every gd top player either wears glasses or doesn’t wear glasses'' -The Ultimate Demon hardest

'I believe "Song Representation" is a white supremacist dogwhistle and I'm tired of pretending it's not'' -Macabre hardest

''I see everyone who hates on jonathangd's levels as tsunderes becouse his gameplay Is so easy, straightforward, fun and consistent to the point you can't even hate on it '' -Acropolis 67% with carpal tunnel syndrome hardest

''For a while, I used to pronounce Hover's username as "Hoe-ver" because I forgot that "hover" was a word in the english language (that I knew damn well how to say) 😭🙏'' -Acu hardest

''Lowkey the only way anything harder than arshadow’s version of kocmoc or aeternus getting verified is if they throw that tick saver hack on mega hack and only allow 2 tick save '' -Bloodbath hardest

''My Twitter account isn’t big enough so I hope to use this as a platform but can we get some Teeth Fortress II news please I’m dying to see this level verified 💔'' -WFLYTD hardest

''gdtiktok be pulling some straight poop out of their butts when it comes to the zoink hate train cause they deadass said zoink wouldn’t refund an accidental red 500 when doggie does 🤦‍♂️'' - hardest

''The community has become far too reliant on Geode'' -Acu hardest

GD tucker carslon

In korea, grooming kids is considered very bad, as it goes against the korean value of 소아성애자가 되지 마세요. (meaning to not be a child molester)

doggie glazers o algo

Sorry for no confessions, im (orion) on a trip and dior got locked and cant post Meow