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Barcelona, Catalunya
Joined September 2026
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Iker Rodriguez looks VERY promising… 👀
✍🏼 Iker Rodríguez, blaugrana fins al 2029 🤝 Acord per a l’ampliació de contracte del porter juvenil per tres temporades més, amb una opció de pròrroga per dues més addicionals 🔗👉🏼 fcbarcelona.cat/ca/futbol/ba… 💙❤️
Are you actually taking legal action against someone just for speaking their mind, purely because you don't like what they said? FFS mate… you lot must have way too much time on your hands 😭
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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We are having a very good dynamic 👏
Quina victòria, Palau!!!!!
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The Spanish journalist, a total Madrid fan and director of one of Spain's biggest sports mags based right in Madrid, who got given two exclusive Mbappé interviews right before the awards actually voted Mbappé first? Well, I am absolutely shocked… 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️
🚨| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Spain's Ballon D'Or voting journalist, Jose Felix Diaz from Diario AS (Madrid-based newspaper), voted for MBAPPE at first, instead of Lamine Yamal or Rodri. 🇪🇸😵
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This is where you realize once again that the Spanish media is completely run by Real Madrid and Florentino Pérez. You've got a Spanish player from your own country who deserves it way more than anyone else, and you go and vote for someone else just because he wears your team's shirt. It's the exact same story every single year.
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The 23 countries whose journalists voted Kylian Mbappé in 1st place for the Ballon d’Or: • Spain • Germany • Bahrain • Benin • Bulgaria • Cameroon • Côte d'Ivoire • Egypt • Ecuador • Finland • France • Ghana • Guinea • Iraq • Italy • Mali • Palestine • Paraguay • Netherlands • Qatar • DR Congo • Romania • Zambia.
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Imagine being so far clear of everyone else at 36 years old that your final act in European football is casually picking up the Ballon d'Or and completely shaming the whole new generation.
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The Spanish national football team are reigning champions of 9 different trophies across the men's and women's setups. 🏆 2026 World Cup 🏆 Euro 2024 🏆 2024 Olympics 🏆 2023 Women's World Cup 🏆 2025 Women's Nations League 🏆 2026 Women's U20 World Cup 🏆 2026 U19 Euro 🏆 2026 Women's U19 Euro 🏆 2026 U15 World Cup Absolute fucking insanity… 🤯🇪🇸
🇪🇸🚨 SPAIN BECOMES THE FIRST U15 WORLD CHAMPION!!
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Barça's influence is genuinely massive.
🚨 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Hansi Flick’s Instagram account has gained 1 million followers in less than 24 hours. #fcblive 😯
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The whole Xabi Alonso and Estevao situation makes absolutely no sense. There’s got to be something going on behind the scenes that he's not happy with, because it’s baffling how little faith he’s putting in him, especially when Xabi’s usually a manager who loves giving proper young talents a chance. Something’s definitely up…
Estevao Willian’s future at Chelsea has already been the subject of a lot of speculation, particularly back in Brazil. The more he continues not to feature, the more questions Xabi Alonso will have to answer. Estevao has started just two competitive games for the club since Alonso took over as manager, and both were in the Carabao Cup (Luton Town and Leeds United). However, as Chelsea exited the competition against Liverpool on Wednesday, Estevao was not picked in the first XI or used as a substitute. This is one of the most exciting young talents in the game, viewed by Chelsea as one of their ‘untouchables’ in the last transfer window. 📝 @SJohnsonSport 🔗 nyti.ms/4BrTWGp
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Anyone who actually loves proper football knows the dream Champions League final should've been FC Barcelona vs Ajax. Instead, we got saddled with Liverpool vs Tottenham, which turned out to be one of the most painfully boring finals of the entire decade.
🔴⚪️ Ajax's team training in 2019. 😳🧠
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PSG were literally sitting sixth just a week ago and now they're clear at the top on their own? What on earth have they been up to? This league is genuinely not a serious competition 😂😭
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Good job Man United, you've clocked that Fermín is a vital piece for us. Guess actually watching the matches wasn't enough for you lot 😂😂😂
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United have done a survey on Fermin, who is considered ‘key’ for Barcelona. @MatteMoretto #Transfers 🇪🇸🔍
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No, please 🙏
🚨🚨| JUST IN: Barcelona are 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 in Lisandro Martínez, with Deco closely following the situation. 👀🇦🇷 Contract expires June 2027. Could be sold at a reduced price this winter. Atlético also targeting him. [@sport]
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Part of me reckons I'd rather promote youth players with massive potential like Sergi Mayans or Hafiz Gariba, but then another part of me thinks that for those massive nights we actually need established players like Bastoni. Whatever Flick decides, I'm fully behind him.
🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Alessandro Bastoni is OPEN to joining BARCELONA. Deco could REOPEN negotiations for Bastoni after Flick BLOCKED the transfer last summer. However, Bastoni wants to speak DIRECTLY with Hansi Flick before making any decision, as he wants assurances that the German manager genuinely wants him at the club. — @mundodeportivo
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When you actually stop and think about how many footballers we've watched play over the years and then completely lost track of, it's wild. Or how many times we've sat through a player's final ever match without even realizing it at the time. It's bound to be way more than we could ever imagine.
- David Bystroň (died by suicide, 2017) - František Rajtoral (died by suicide, 2017) - Marian Čišovský (died from ALS, 2020) RIP 🕊️
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A +17 goal difference after just 3 matches played… 💀 our girls are absolutely flying across europe.
QUINA VICTÒRIA, EQUIP! 🥶
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Has he started applying for a Spanish passport to get his hands on one of the most powerful passports in the world or so he can actually play for Spain? Probably a bit of both 😂 I'll also tell you, rn Natan's got way more chance of getting a Brazil call-up than a Spain one. I massively doubt he'd get anywhere near Spain's squad given the centre-backs they've already got, plus them being world champions and all.
Natan ha iniciado los trámites para obtener el pasaporte español tras dos años en LaLiga.
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Sending lots of strength to Kylian Mbappe from here mate, you can't take this sort of thing lightly, people have no idea the kind of damage they're causing. Poor Mbappe probably won't even be able to sleep tonight after having his shirt burned and broke a poster with his photo. We are all Mbappe ❤️💪
🚨🚨| Chinese supporters burn Kylian Mbappé shirts and tear down his posters after he called Mao Zedong a 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑. 😳🇨🇳 [@EFEnoticias]
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Neither of those Araujo challenges were ever penalties, but what a funny little coincidence that the one they actually blow for is when he's wearing the Barça shirt 😂
If Araujo makes that exact tackle playing for us at Barça they're giving a penalty every day of the week mate, the absolute night-and-day difference between LaLiga penalty criteria and the Premier League is staggering.
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I love you Flick.
🚨🚨| Hansi Flick is now officially on Instagram! 🔵🔴📲
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