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Joined August 2019
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Aye but they widnny huv geen the penulty if rainjurs wurnt winnin
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Apart from a couple of slack passes Ridvan MOM so far
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Who knew empathy with a family trying to do their best for a rescue dog with real anxiety issues would cause so much fuss 😂😂
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You are not ready for this mother's reply. ❤️💙
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The bairn paid for a hotel for me last night, he wanted the house so him and his pals could have a party. Didn’t want me coming home as their would be bodies everywhere. YHim and his gf move into their first home on the 25th. Couldn’t be more proud of him.
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Rough as toast 😞😞
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Lol no fucking way 😂😂 you don’t know the difference between your and you’re and you’re calling me bright as a blackout. This deserves a retweet do the rest of Twitter can see 😂😂
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Saltburn anyone 😂😂
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Is Saltburn worth watching?
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Was winding the customer that gave me a bottle of non alcoholic red wine this morning. Went back in later and he had this for me 😂
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4.5 hours doing a job and my back is in spasm. I’ve got another one just as bad to do now. Sitting in my van contemplating my life 😂😂
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What in the name of restricted child access have I missed
Daniel, I’ve got to go get ready for my xmas dinner. Are you going to reply? Nobody invited you to this discussion but I’m here for it now. Give it your best shorty
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Main results I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around and say That it's too
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But there's a full moon risin' Let's go dancin' in the light We know where the music's playin' Let's go out and feel the night Because I'm still in love with you I want to see you dance again Because I'm still in love with you On this harvest moon
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If my xmas bonus isn’t in my bank by the 27th you’ll be looking for a new employee
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Going to bed. To all those mums and dads getting up soon with their kids. Enjoy every moment. Life goes so fast they’ll be adults soon. Enjoy them being kids ❤️❤️
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I better get a fvcking Xmas bonus or that cvnt is going to be looking for a new employee that works over 300 hours a month.
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Brussels sprouts are the food sent from the gawds to nourish us at Xmas and I’ll hear nothing else.
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