@Gabbert4heisman
Joined August 2023
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Need to shag this weekend
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Man I’m a sucker for the Fall
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If you wear pants to a corporate golf outing at the local Schaumburg CC, ur a complete loser
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Fell asleep in the uber this morning, haven’t done that in a while. Woke up to the “it’s time to go boss”
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What’s with all these baseball players not learning English? Not a single damn sport that players use translators. Less konnichiwa more Duolingo
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I’m honestly pretty scared of the transgender people
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I want to eat cheese puffs and drink beers right now so that’s what I’m going to do. #9/11/01
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If I had no college education my life would honestly be going to much better
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I had a dream I was banging a black girl in the shoe shining chair at the airport. Everyone was looking and she was a big black girl.
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I actually fucking hate my job
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Nozzel hasn’t been changed since 08
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Been super into gambling lately
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PSL’s are so back
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Some white chick had a pencil and notepad out in the Jewel. Are you fucking retarted?
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I need a sexy office hoe bad. Where do all the hot women work
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Bar soap is goated
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I never knew what “xd” means what does that mean. Can one of my 4 people that typically interact with my tweets explain that
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Summers over and it’s totally fucked
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I send the laughing emoji so much now if I don’t use it it’s all serious😂
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Oppenheimer would’ve loved bag
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