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โผ๏ธ Achtung. Ich bitte um Beachtung!!! Ist wichtig, weil richtig und ausnahmsweise mal keine Satire. Disclaimer
Gangolfius Transpanda ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ผ retweeted
So, people need to realize the phone takes and stores photos of them when they โฆ you know โฆ masturbate and whatever else.
So hackers can get these and blackmail everyone soon?
-> Your FBI handler watches ๐ญ
BREAKING: Claude Code found 14,219 photos of my face on my Android that I never took. Phone was secretly taking them almost every time I picked it up. Even when I was just lying in bed. Even at home.
Not screenshots. Real frames from the front camera. On the train. In the car. At home. When I just grabbed it to check the time.
They were just sitting in a system cache. Timestamps and GPS on them. Nothing in Gallery. Nothing in Recently Deleted.
Plugged the phone into my laptop, made a full backup, told Claude Code to look for any front-camera files that werenโt in my photos. It pulled /data/system/users/0/faceunlock/cache and another folder inside Google Play Services. Over 14 thousand files. Normal ones and infrared from Face Unlock. Every single one had time and location.
Started scrolling. Almost everything from the last 15 months. Then I saw a file created 2 seconds ago. I was still looking at the folder. Phone kept taking photos while I was reading this.
Google and the phone makers say Face Unlock turns everything into a mathematical model and deletes the image right away. On this phone the raw frames were just sitting there. Some of the processes writing to that folder were from system diagnostics. Couple of old apps that still had camera permission could also get in.
Turned off diagnostics, revoked camera access from everything that doesnโt need it, cleared the cache. But how many of these frames already went somewhere else, I donโt know.
If you want to check yours, plug it in, make a full backup or use ADB, and ask Claude to look for front-camera files outside your Gallery. Path above is where mine were.
Gangolfius Transpanda ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ผ retweeted
๐ฆ๐บ NOW AUSTRALIA.
The Australian Red Cross just told ALL Australians to keep tinned food and bottled water at home.
Sydney is almost 13,000 km from Tehran.
No missiles. No war on its soil.
Its own Red Cross says Australia is "not at immediate threat of war."
And it STILL wants every home stocked up.
That makes at least 24 countries + the EU telling people to stock up.
UK. Japan. France. Germany. Canada. Taiwan. The US. Now Australia.
So it's one of two things:
Governments know something they're not telling us.
Or everyone already knows what's coming.
Japan's nationwide call goes out November 2.
24 countries. Same 2 words. What the fuck is going on?
nitter.cf/WhaleScan/status/21155โฆ
THE UK. THEN JAPAN. THEN FRANCE. NOW AMERICA. AT LEAST 23 COUNTRIES AND THE EU ARE TELLING PEOPLE TO STOCK UP AT HOME. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED TO EACH:
๐ฌ๐ง UK โ 3 DAYS of water and food under "Be Ready" (October 22), then beans, water and radios SOLD OUT
๐ฌ๐ง UK โ the PM on BBC Radio: "I do like my beans, so I have plenty of those in the cupboard"
๐ฏ๐ต Japan โ at least 3 DAYS, 1 WEEK if possible; the nationwide request goes out November 2
๐ซ๐ท France โ Normandy on Tuesday: "Don't wait for the emergency: prepare now!" 72 HOURS
They join the ones that already ask for it:
๐ฉ๐ช Germany โ up to 10 DAYS (the LARGEST home ask in the entire list)
๐ธ๐ช Sweden โ 1 WEEK, its "In Case of Crisis or War" brochure went to 5 million+ homes
๐ณ๐ด Norway โ 1 WEEK
๐จ๐ญ Switzerland โ 1 WEEK
๐ช๐ช Estonia โ 1 WEEK
๐น๐ผ Taiwan โ 7 DAYS
๐ต๐ฑ Poland โ 3 DAYS
๐ฉ๐ฐ Denmark โ 3 DAYS
๐ฎ๐ช Ireland โ 3 DAYS
๐ซ๐ฎ Finland โ 72 HOURS
๐ง๐ช Belgium โ 72 HOURS
๐ณ๐ฑ Netherlands โ 72 HOURS
๐ฑ๐ป Latvia โ 72 HOURS
๐ฑ๐น Lithuania โ 72 HOURS
๐จ๐ฆ Canada โ 72 HOURS
๐ฒ๐ฝ Mexico โ 72 HOURS
๐จ๐ฟ ๐ฆ๐น ๐ญ๐ท Czech Republic, Austria, Croatia โ stock-up advice too
๐ช๐บ EU โ 72 HOURS, all 27 members
And now the US:
๐บ๐ธ US โ the Pentagon wants major bases ready to run at least 90 DAYS off-grid, no outside support (Fox News)
๐บ๐ธ US โ former FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino to Americans: "Your neighbors are not going to have any extra food."
๐บ๐ธ US โ the government's Ready.gov: food and water "to last for several days"
3 days for your home. 90 days for a US base.
"Panic kills," Bongino says. His fix: "Fortress My House."
Follow me. If Washington turns "several days" into a number, you'll see it here.
Gangolfius Transpanda ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ผ retweeted
๐จ๐จGOVERNMENTS ARE SWITCHING OFF THEIR OWN WEBSITES
12 countries. One bug. Found by AI.
๐ฌ๐ง UK: 32 government services OFFLINE
๐ฉ๐ช Germany: federal sites OFF
๐ซ๐ท France: prefecture sites OFF
๐ณ๐ฑ Netherlands: gov portal + its own cyber agency OFF
๐ซ๐ฎ Finland: ALL public gov web services OFF
๐ง๐ช Belgium, ๐จ๐ฟ Czechia, ๐ฉ๐ฐ Denmark: OFF
๐จ๐ฆ Canada: OFF
๐ฆ๐บ Australia: 300+ gov sites OFF for a night
๐ณ๐ต Nepal: thousands of gov + bank sites OFF
๐ฏ๐ต Japan: tax agency OFF
One flaw in PHP, the code behind ~70% of the web. Found by AI
Follow me for more updates ๐
Gangolfius Transpanda ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ผ retweeted
Kalifat Kรถln bereitet sich auf die ยปSchรผler-Demosยซ am Samstag vor. GenZ wird das schon regeln.
Gangolfius Transpanda ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ผ retweeted
Russland ist bei den offiziellen Verkรผndigungen nicht dabei.
Du weiรt, was das zu bedeuten hat.
๐จCountries urging households to prepare / stockpile supplies:
โข UK โ 3 days (Be Ready campaign)
โข Japan โ at least 3 days, preferably a week
โข Sweden โ 7 days
โข Norway โ 7 days
โข Finland โ 3 days
โข Denmark โ 3 days
โข Germany โ ~10 days
โข Austria โ 10โ14 days
โข France โ 72 hours
โข Netherlands โ 72 hours
โข Ireland โ emergency booklet with stockpiling advice
โข Taiwan โ 7 days home supplies + go-bag
โข Switzerland โ about 1 week
โข EU โ 72-hour recommendation
โข Baltic states (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania), Poland, Luxembourg, Belgium, Czechia mostly 72 hours
โข US โ Pentagonโs FORTRESS plan aims for major military bases to operate independently for 90 days (power, fuel, supplies); civilian guidance via Ready.gov remains โseveral daysโ
Gangolfius Transpanda ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ผ retweeted
Der deutsche Durchschnittsmann is vermutlich die gefickteste Gruppe im ganzen Land und keiner redet drรผber.
Er zahlt den Groรteil der Einkommensteuer, von seinem Brutto gehen rund 40 Prozent an Steuern und Abgaben, und muss sich trotzdem jeden zweiten Tag anhรถren wie toxisch er is. Gleichzeitig wird behauptet er wรผrde die Welt beherrschen, wรคhrend er am 20. schon Ravioli strecken muss um die Miete bezahlen zu kรถnnen.
Er steht im stรคndigen Konkurrenzkampf mit anderen Mรคnnern, um Jobs, um Frauen, um den letzten Parkplatz beim Baumarkt, und wenn irgendwann der Krieg ausbricht is er der erste, dem man das Gewehr in die Hand drรผckt, als Dankeschรถn fรผr die Steuern.
Keiner interessiert sich fรผr ihn, und wenn's ihm psychisch mal richtig scheiรe geht, heiรt es er soll sich nicht so anstellen. Seine Schwester postet im gleichen Moment ein Ausschnittsbild mit "geht mir grad nicht so gut" und kriegt 1.000 Likes und 200 Herzchen in die DMs.
Und das Finale kennt jeder aus dem Freundeskreis, die Ex zieht mit den Kindern beim neuen Freund mit Porsche ein und der Durchschnittsmann zahlt brav Unterhalt, wรคhrend er selbst in der Zweizimmerwohnung รผber der Dรถnerbude sitzt mit Umgangsrecht alle 2 Wochen.
Wann is der Durchschnittsmann eigentlich zur gefickstesten Gruppe im Land geworden? ๐ด
Gangolfius Transpanda ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ผ retweeted
Notvorrรคte fรผr 90 Tage: Wovor warnen Regierungen?
Gangolfius Transpanda ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ผ retweeted
"Wir wollen nur in Ruhe und Wรผrde leben"
Ist das so, ja?
Gangolfius Transpanda ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ผ retweeted
Lustige Dinge, die da in Frankreich zu sehen waren...
Gangolfius Transpanda ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ผ retweeted
Sie wurde vom โMorbus Berlinโ geheilt und ist konservativ geworden.
Vor allem was sie in der ersten Hรคlfte des Videos รผber das linke Mindset sagt, ist absolut zutreffend. Jeder, der regelmรครig mit linken Frauen zu tun hat, kennt diese Einstellungen.
Gangolfius Transpanda ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ผ retweeted
Mit eins der gruseligsten Aufnahmen zu dem Thema was ich je gesehen habe. Was der Junge erzรคhlt, lรคsst das Blut gefrieren ๐ฅน๐ญ๐ค๐ก
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