Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦

Tell @4eyedgrimm she made a much better design for a mask instead of the edgy-ass anti-antifa-type ski-mask and bandana shit I had going on Made better that she based it off Tricky and included a referenece to the time I put a Carolina Reaper-flavored almond under my ballsack

"Catholic" is pretty on-the-nose, I think people who lick calves should've been more creative

My Twitter glitched and is not only refusing to embed the link, but the link is also just leading me to random-ass videos

Still love the Japanese, despite the shit that happened on this website lately

I don't get why people want to get stepped on my muscular women, if I saw a muscley woman I'd instead high-five her and have a beer

Constipation is stupid as hell, the fuck you mean I can't do one of the things I've been doing ever since I ejected from my mom's vag

There's a few things I dislike about Utah but I never once regretted buying a pastrami burger, those things go hard as fuck

I made this meme through a Discord bot and it spread far enough that I still occasionally get the surreal feeling of seeing a big meme account post it

Driving late at the night and the "TOP TEN REASONS SPONGEBOB IS GAY" song is playing on the radio

J.K. Rowling having to resist the urge to name a Mexican character Burrito Cartelissimo

Autistic, and immediately started building trains in the strategy game I was playing.

The next art trend should be drawing your OC or favorite character fent-leaning

A Chinese man on the top of a mountain taught me how to break out of women's leg-locks

There's three finger slots in my scrotum so I can use it as an impromptu bowling ball when needed

Can we get a drawing of this rodent getting hung upside-down like Mussolini?

A song called "Sow the Party" that's about killing party-goers could either be a disco song or a death metal song