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Excuse me if Iβm wrong, has a player ever took themselves to a conference to back their coach like this?
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There once was a black country who could have brought peace to Haiti if it was a few decades ago. That country ended two brutal civil wars. But alas, that countryβs army has been fighting an existential battle against Islamist extremists who have wiped out entire battalions.
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Cristiano Ronaldo thanks the fans after winning the Ballon d'Or of All Time following a monthlong public online vote π π
Ronaldo, 41, narrowly finished ahead of Lionel Messi to win the prize presented by France Football.
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It wasn't narrow
Ronaldoβs 2008 Ballon dβOr season was leading with 75% of the votes shortly before the BOAT poll closed on 27 October 2026.
Cristiano Ronaldo (2008): 75%
Lionel Messi (2012): 9%
Cristiano Ronaldo (2017): 6%
tntsports.co.uk/football/balloβ¦
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Fun Fact: Larry bird was a 23 year old rookie πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
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So we spent N15 trillion (with a T) for a shortcut from Ibeju-Lekki to VI?
Do you guys know what N15 trillion (with a T) is
Thatβs more than Tomy Elumelu and Otedolaβs wealth put together for a shortcut from Ibeju Lekki to VI
Not going to lie!
The Coastal Road is a lifesaver for most of us that Lekki Road has thrown us into depression with heavy traffic!
For the past 4 days I had a shoot at Ibeju Lekki and I just linked up with the Coastal Road from VI, and a journey that normally takes 2β3β4 hours depending on the Devilish traffic takes me 30-40minutes Max! Straight road! 0 traffic!
Thatβs one of the few positive things about this Government! Nonsense!
American basketball... Won't be surprised if there's a chip inside the ball to direct it towards the basket.
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Dray called em soft and he ainβt pout and run to Shams?????
Yaxel Lendeborg on his seven turnovers: βI played hella soft today. Draymond told me that as well.β
He said Draymond instructed him to drive through their chest later in game
Full Yaxel sound
nitter.cf/anthonyvslater/status/β¦
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Gilmore said he wanted to drink water, so Oceanvibes asked his girlfriend, Olamide, to help him bring it, but she refused. When Oceanvibes wanted to get it himself, Gilmore said he would put him on Geh Geh so he would know how to take control. π
The real virtual team.
THE WARRIORSβ STARTING FIVE WHEN HEALTHY! π₯
PG: Stephen Curry
SG: Yaxel Lendeborg
SF: Jimmy Butler III
PF: Draymond Green
C: Kristaps PorziΕΔ£is
Is this the lineup that can take the Dubs back to championship contention? π€
On paper, this group has plenty of talent. But can they stay healthy and find the chemistry needed to make a serious playoff run?
π£οΈ DUB NATION, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS STARTING FIVE? WOULD YOU MAKE ANY CHANGES?
#DubNatio
#WarriorsGround #StrengthInNumbers
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Bruno had 9 assist in December playing a deeper role for Amorim, he wasnβt having a bad season at all it was all part of the propaganda to make Amorim look bad, thatβs why I will always stand with Amorim.
Y'all never learn
I promise u Curry not touching 40 pts this season
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Stephen Curry scored 44 points in the Warriors' 119-114 win over the Timberwolves on October 28, 2026.
mercurynews.com/2026/10/28/warβ¦
statmuse.com/nba/ask/steph-β¦
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