JUST IN: The Bloomberg aerosolized reserves™ are growing by 2mil bopd/day as the crude in the Saudi East West Pipeline is uncontrollably burned. Javier Blas reports: "Our new green envirotech™ can extract the crude oil right back out of the sky. It's going to rain oil."

Sep 11, 2026 · 7:04 AM UTC

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Well it is raining oil in yanbu, soo😅🤷🏻‍♂️
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And its landing right back in the oil depots for export past the peace loving houthis.
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So this extends the hyperglut, right?
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it is now an ultraglut
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This glut was promised to me 6,000 years ago
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With BaM now closed the destruction of the E/W pipeline is actually good for oil supply so that the barrels don’t get locked in. Naturally, this adds 7 mbpd of supply to the market
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What does that even mean?
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bro this is ripe for a "hopium" meme spinoff
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So cool. Each night just set out a bunch of plastic buckets in your backyard and profit in the morning.
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rain of america > strait of america
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