Michelle Throatbama retweeted
True love is alive and well in College Station, TX
Public Intoxication x 2. PA 100A. 2 females were stumbling in the lot. One fell down and the other helped her up. Both using cars in the lot for balance. Officer contacted them and they stated they were walking to PA 30C for an Uber. But were walking in the wrong direction. Determined to be intoxicated. Phoned a friend. Released to sober friend. #BTHOtennessee
Michelle Throatbama retweeted
A Savannah mother alleges a teacher shaved her 14-year-old nonverbal son's private area without her knowledge. The school district says it was for hygiene purposes and has closed its investigation. This is absolutely UNACCEPTABLE! A teacher has no business performing such an invasive act on a child. How can this be justified as routine care?
Michelle Throatbama retweeted
At the 1995 MTV Awards, Cameron Diaz was forcibly kissed by Chris Isaak & Jim Carrey gave him a taste of his own medicine 👀
Michelle Throatbama retweeted
I’m at the ATL airport and my @Delta flight has been continuously delayed because they can’t find another pilot. It’s midnight and they don’t know when or if they’ll find another pilot but won’t give out hotel vouchers until the flight is cancelled, which they can’t say when that’ll happen. This is a hot mess for Americans.
One of them just said, “pick another flight…pick another transportation secretary.” 🤷🏾♂️
Michelle Throatbama retweeted
I told my daughter’s class of 15 kids that I would either buy the entire class a pizza party or give everyone root canals.
We put it to a vote, but first I broke the kids into groups of three and told them to vote within their group, because only each group’s vote would count.
9 kids wanted pizza.
6 kids wanted root canals.
However, because of how the groups were broken up, 3 groups voted for root canals and only 2 voted for the pizza party, so now everyone is headed to the dentist.
This is how the electoral college works to scam the majority.
Michelle Throatbama retweeted
Ugh I want to stan but I wish she wasn’t such a low racial self esteem loser :/





















































