Jacob

I release my claim on you.

🙋🏼 nitter.cf/tracycait/status/76470…

I ain't sorry.

Can't get this eyeliner off for a company picnic. If these people knew I was in fishnets last night...

But also I guess that's why I'm your boss 💅🏼

It still amazes me when I get these college grads resumes and they are crap, like let this uneducated kid explain professionalism to you...

I've lived here for six months and I finally set my bedroom up. It's never too late to not be a garbage person.

😍😍

I'm glad that time stood still awhile and you stopped awhile by me.

Frank Ocean is dead to me.

Looking at my bank account after this weekend of über surcharges and mass amounts of Taco Bell...

She's everything nitter.cf/tara_durland/status/75…

#ImWithHer and by her I mean Independent candidate Dr. Lynn Kahn for president. #VoteLynnKahn2016

This is the strongest case for Conservative Republican politics I've ever heard. #DNCinPHL

"We must shock this nation with the power of mercy." - Rev. William Barber #DNCinPHL

I will attempt to live tweet #DNCinPHL but probably will forget.

I seriously can't stop saying "groovy". Someone stop me.

when a customer doesn't like my answer and asks for my manager