please don't make me go to bluesky
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My theory: Overuse of double vowels in English can often read as baby talk — the stereotypical baby phrase in English is “goo goo gaa gaa”
Thus, Dutch reads to English speakers as a version of English that is partially baby talk
ill never understand the jokes abt dutch bc i am dutch so i cannot fathom what part of it is funny to a non native speaker and it iRKS me i wanna know so badly
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I literally remarked out loud to friends the other day that I’m suffering from Pattinson fatigue
But also he’s a more transformative actor. I like Pedro Pascal but he’d be a pretty similar Batman and Mickey 17
Remember when the entire internet wouldn’t shut the fuck up about how Pedro Pascal was in a lot movies at the time meanwhile not a single word about Robert Pattinson I wonder why
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Applied for a job today in San Diego pray for me bros
Potential nor'easter could usher in season's first snow for millions as cold air sweeps across East trib.al/WA9hyVz
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God I wish that putting on weight were a problem in my life and I was being prescribed daily PB&Js. I lost roughly 70lb in the last two years through basically the exact opposite prognosis and treatment
Cooper Flagg on his two-game streak of eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the bench:
He shouts out the strength and medical staffs, and says that he’s trying to put on some weight and keep gaining muscle.
He says he prefers grape jelly and smooth peanut butter, not crunchy.
Flagg also said he likes banana and peanut butter sandwiches.
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I was in Portland today at the Maine Celtics game and genuinely the crowd sounded louder than the Forum right now
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Alright we did Weird Celtics Twitter and we did Horny Celtics Twitter, it’s time we do Zen Celtics Twitter
Celtics down 14? This too shall pass.
Celtics up 19? This too shall pass.
Tatum 30-burger? Self is an illusion. These players are phantom expressions of a larger whole
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General Ulysses S. Grant Williams retweeted
Herpes is forever.
JD Vance doesn’t have to be.
JD Vance's favorability likened to 'herpes' in brutal poll analysis
rawstory.com/jd-vance-popula…
Basketball fans on the whole need to start getting real zen about the idea that a truly safe lead in the NBA at this point is roughly 34 points
Honestly if your goal is “impact the most progressive shit possible in this country” you probably have a better outcome with Ossoff as president and AOC unseating Chuck Schumer in New York
People on the left playing fuck fuck, and desperately looking for anyone other than AOC to run—mainly younger men who are uncomfortable with AOC because she is a feminine young woman—need to realize RIGHT NOW that if AOC does not run, Jon Ossoff is going to be the 48th President of the United States. Ossoff will be a DISASTROUS PRESIDENT, and will give way to someone even worse than Trump, who might be able to seize power for good.
AOC OR BUST!!!!!
PERIOD!!!!!
General Ulysses S. Grant Williams retweeted
As someone without kids, I'd give my last fucking dollar for your kid to have a meal.
Y'all are some sick fucks, I'll tell you that.
If I had a cybertruck, I’d be plotting to find a new movie that could do what Back to the Future did for the DeLorian
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Sure but how much of that water is going into people’s bodies in the form of water, coffee, and other beverages?
Like that’s a worthy use of water, whereas generating videos of Raspberrina Strawberrina or whatthefuckever isn’t
Another unexpected comparison: one of our data centers uses about as much water in a year as a single Krispy Kreme store.
Not the whole chain. One store.
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