Terry “Tank” McQueen

Found a childhood wallet with a 50 in it #goldscar

Opening weekend prep

Fw the random guy that plays the accordion outside the library

Wind blew my hat off in front of a group of foids #grrmondays

DoorDash drivers having multiple stops should be illegal #now

Professor I have loves to cold-call while I’m trying to play geo-guesser #fuckoff

I could be the worst/unluckiest sports-bettor ever. I’ll start posting my picks so y’all can do the total opposite #generous

Being an A&M football fan makes me wanna blow my shit off #smooth

The Spot is a squatted truck owners paradise

Got kicked out of chimys

Used moms card at HEB to get a visa gift card to than buy a womp #nails

DoorDash doing store run and Uber Eats getting food simultaneously

This spawned in my driveway, kinda awesome #ZLAM

Preesh mom

4 exams and project over the next week #adderall

Finally shoodie weather

Refs keep bailing out the cowboys

I’m scheduled for 3 DoorDash orders today

Wish I got a manscaped sooner this thing is awesome #bald

Anyone have a good method for getting rid of hangovers? #lank

GAME DAY #intramuralsoftball