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Patton

@GeneralPatton83

Just a clever little hillbilly from Alabama who prioritizes laughter over taking anything too seriously https://nitter.cf/t.co/XfmGaKUiZ0

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Joined September 2022
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this is who runs this account: 😂
Green Beret Nap Time (@GBNT1952) profile pictureGreen Beret Nap Time
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This is who runs this account:
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Hubba hubba
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Sad Michael Myers noises 🔪
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How the tables have turned.
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Awesome!
Helmut 🕊️☮️✌🏻Momo (@8020momo) profile pictureHelmut 🕊️☮️✌🏻Momo
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Keep ✌🏻🎃✌🏻Cruisin’ 🫡 @GeneralPatton83 🫡 @KevinBr16055193 🫡
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Love this!! Who else has Nirvana shirt?
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Y'all just too sweet. Thank you @KevinBr16055193
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If you are not following this human yet!!! You need to. She is a hoot!! DO IT NOW!! 😊
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Good evening y'all. It's a lazy no makeup Thursday. I hope everyone had a wonderful day and happy Halloween eve, eve.
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QT your days until Halloween 💜🖤💜🖤 2 more days
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If you get this joke we can be friends.
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When you've been terrorizing campers since the '80s, but now there are trail cameras everywhere.
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Thirst trap Thursday!
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Peanut butter and crack sandwich
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Follow me for over 40 halloween costume ideas.
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Super nostalgic.
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Exactly
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R.I.P.
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Tim - Just an old tin-can sailor (@only1jamest) profile pictureTim - Just an old tin-can sailor
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Who would belive that Captin Kirk would outlive Captian Pecard.
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My aunt sent me flowers!!
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It's a great time
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2 more days till Halloween
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Watch your step, you might get tangled up in my web.  🕷️✨
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