George Chase Jr

It’s cold.

I’m constantly between “I want to work out consistently, eat healthily, and achieve a low body fat percentage,” and I LOVE VODKA AND FAST FOOD AND COOKIES!!!!!

Had a dream last night that @McIlroyRory asked me to be his caddie…it was incredible and he couldn’t have been nicer! I know it wasn’t real, but I feel like we’re connected now

Paul McCartney is a legend and I have great respect for him…but oh do I hate the song “Maybe I’m Amazed”

In our household we tend to get stuck on one song for like three straight days…sometimes it’s a kids’ song, sometimes it’s pop or rock track, lately it’s been Christmas songs…but currently? Baby Got Back. 😂 ‘tis the season…

Had a dream that I went to a casino, took out a $400k credit line, and they said they don’t do chips anymore, instead they gave it to me in meats. Chicken wings, hot dogs, sausages, steaks…I was able to eat them or bet them. I woke up before I tried to cash out…

I was like 25 before I realized “Nights in White Satin” wasn’t “K-N-I-G-H-T-S”…I always thought it was about a fantastical story where knights were carrying red, gray, yellow, and white banners on an adventure where they wrote letters home, discovered orbs, and battled illusions

I’m thankful for Céline Dion. No joke. Easily one of my favorites.

dear coffee, thanks for being you. You killed it today.

My kids have turned going to the bathroom into a spectator sport…🙄🤣

Amazing how irritated people get when you go 25mph in a 25mph zone

I really struggle with reading a text, responding, then realizing like a month later that by “responding” I mean I mentally answered but never actually texted back…

I need to get in the habit of checking my junk folder…

Last night in a dream I called someone a twaddle socket and now it’s my favorite insult.

Mothers are incredible. What their bodies, hearts, minds, and souls go through is indescribable.

Current situation: “What do you want for dinner? I’m kinda feeling Mexican or Chinese food” “Eh, those aren’t doing it for me. How about soup and salad?” “Meh…Burgers?” “Chicken?” But now imagine that with naming our newborn…

I’m still in disbelief that as of today, I have a daughter Also blown away by how technology and art connects us…@thesublets released a song today that can be heard around the globe Not sure I’ve ever felt more connected to the world G’night all. Sleep well and dream sweetly.

Feeling like I’m 12 years old geeking out over songs on the radio…thanks @1073ALTCLE :)

It’s 6:54am. Someone just drove down the street blasting Rage Against the Machine. My neighborhood’s all right.