I have to write a 2 paragraph essay. I didn’t come here to play school. #athletestudent

“Yeah I make a couple thousand on the stock market daily.” #larp #himshit

Like yes ladies I get down with my African-American brothas. Where the chocolate at. #playa

Not sure how I’ll ever top this. Was excited for 10 likes 2 days ago. #thankyouseniors #beev

My #fat buddy just mobile ordered a milkshake to his seat while 20 feet from the counter. #chud #chickfila

Dri Archer highlights while I go through a pregnancy scare? Yeah that #fucks

Class update 9/14. Teach: You play football don’t you? Gerald: yeah I do Teach: you don’t look like it. #endingitall

#FDOC for Gerald today. Walk into class, see an absolute rocket, decided to sit next to her. As class trickles in, i realize I am one of 4 guys in a class of 38. #snowbunnyheaven

Chipotle review. Life update. Gerald is now in college playing sports. My bowl was made with dismantled love from a middle aged African American woman who filled it with rice. 8.72/10

Ex girlfriend stalking the LinkedIn… #doyoufeeltheconnection

Girl reposting love island edits of dudes. #shegone

Seeing all these posts about aj brown being traded makes me sad, but makes me more upset is the hatred towards Jalen Hurts. #diva #coolcalmcollected #eagles

Chipotle review 4/15. Wonderful portions, really fresh guac and queso, with great temperature on the chicken. 9.3/10. Had to wash it down with a lemonade

Legend. Fucking. Dary

Kill them all. #nukenonamericans

Sometimes I feel like the not guilty guy in 12 angry men #goyslop