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Retired WildBoy moonlighting as a responsible adult. Mid-Morning Naps and Curry are the elixirs of life. Latent Coffee/Tea Snob.

The Caribbean
Joined July 2012
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Joker : “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos...” Also Joker :
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Imagine celebrating your World Driver Championship with Max and Hamilton on your podium ! Amazing !! #MexicoGP
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Trading a Goat for a Kid ! Mega ! #MexicoGP
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My German neighbour greeted me with a “Morning Morning!!” . My work here is done ! He’s fully integrated into society now .😆😆
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Gratitude is the recognizing the blessing it is to feel the sensation of rain falling on your skin .
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A wise man once said , there’s nothing such as bad weather , just poor clothing .
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Was he selling grape juice , cause then it could be a little wine on the highway . 😆😆
Why is there a man wukking up on the highway to sell natural juices?
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Rest of the World : “ Tank Top, Vest , Camisole , Sleeveless, Singlet” A Bajan : “Armhole Shirt” 😆😆😆😆😆😆
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I randomly thought about this,this morning self and chuckled at how profound saying an “armhole shirt” instead of saying a sleeveless shirt . You’re conveying the shirt has no sleeves by identifying there’s just a hole left where the sleeves are supposed to be. Brilliant!😆😆😆
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Some construction is happening next door , as such there’s a mason on site , greeted him this morning with “there’s mortar concrete than you think eh?!” He didn’t laugh and continued doing his job . My partner saw the entire interaction and locked me outside .😩😩😩😩😂😂😂
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Have you really scaled the upper echelons of adulthood if you don’t have a ‘Truck Driver’ in your contact list ?😆😆
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If you’re breathing today , that’s a good enough reason to give thanks.
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Some very very very random reading lead me to a fun fact : The graduating class of 1969 at Mona Jamaica included , Ralph Gonsalves , Patrick Manning and Bruce Golding . All 3 went on to become prime ministers of their respective countries . Talk about a special year!
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“Don’t bother cooking , I have lunch for you” is a love language .
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I’m at the age where I’ve purchased a cervical neck pillow and I identify as the best nights’ sleep I’ve gotten in years . Nobody : hi how you doing ? Me: did I tell you about my new cervical neck pillow 😆😆😆😆
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My first question to this topic is When your boss says/does something that makes you upset do you automatically hit them ?! Then why would you hit a child who doesn’t even have the tools yet to fully understand the implications of their actions. Think about that .
our society has a problem with violence. it is quite common for infants to be physically, verbally & emotionally abused even before they learn to walk or talk.
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One of the little nuggets of my parenthood journey which I thoroughly enjoy is pulling random toddler objects from my pocket at the strangest times . Today it’s some fancy sunglasses at the gym .🙂🙂
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To the best of my knowledge roundabouts help with the flow of traffic, hold this thought . The Barbados police service in an attempt to alleviate the evening traffic have positioned themselves at said roundabouts to direct traffic thus creating more traffic . Sit with this .
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Gerston Blenman retweeted
‘Lying Excuses’ by The Mighty Sparrow is one of the greatest calypsos ever written , it’s 7 mins of the finest story telling you’ll ever hear .
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Over a decade ago I had the pleasure of sitting and discussing everything calypso during his transit through Barbados . The “fabric” of Calypso and its infectious rhythms have been woven by none other than The Mighty Sparrow. The caribbean has lost a stalwart of the culture . 🙏🏿
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A truck transporting chlorine overturned in the roundabout today . The cleanup crew applied Sand to the spill. Walk with me ..but they should have applied some Baking soda and then covered the spill with a blanket thus all of their bases would have been covered . 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Apparently Traffic was terrible due to the chlorine spill , understandably motorist were filled with angst …someone should have sprinkled a little sodium add a little salt to the wound 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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