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Take that #Apple! Serves you right you tax-dodging crooks. Wait a minute, why are iPhones suddenly $100 more? wth man?!? #AppleTax

I'm guessing it's going to be another strike. #VMworld fortune.com/2016/08/29/vmwar…

Amazon's reaction when #VMware talks about scale: #VMworld

#Seattle's reaction when a Bay Area company defines #cloud: #VMworld

MRW when I hear people saying cloud, devops, or docker at #VMworld:

Kind of sad really considering all the great people / engineers at #VMware... wish they could figure out a better strategy. #VMworld

Ironic that #VMware's new partnership is with #IBM... considering they are quickly morphing into the next IBM. #VMworld #mainframesFTW

By far the best summary on #VMworld by @benkepes - especially the last two paragraphs... computerworld.com/article/31…

If incompetent IT middle-managers didn't exist then I think #VMware would be out of business already. #VMworld

Breaking: #VMworld vendor floor has been replaced with a hyperlink to github.com

#VMworld must be good this year considering The Reg's choice of stock photo: theregister.co.uk/2016/08/30…

Just this.

The fact they spent $500k on #Agile training is the most hilarious part of the #AustraliaCensus fiasco. #CensusFail

Breaking: #Yahoo board to promptly award @marissamayer a $10M bonus after 200 million accounts have been hacked. bbc.com/news/technology-3695…

All I have to say about the #YahooVerizon circus. #Yahoo #CantMakeThisUpFolks

Anyone remember this? #PHP used to be a thing, lol.

Introducing: Bi-Modal Synergies - make it appear your team is following central IT strategy while retaining your own personal BS. #DevOps

How do Germans "Get an Uber?" That's like me saying "Get an over", no?

Thinking about starting a podcast. I shall call it, "The IT Fondler"

Why are there no startups for #AdBlock on live TV? Tivo doesn't count.