Is Formula 1 using the blue tires the apocalypse incident that the government’s been asking us to stockpile for.
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Using this as a reminder that if you see someone who is chronically ill out doing something, anything—they will probably pay for it later. And if they seem fine during it, they are likely pretending
Replying to @DiaryofaSickGrl
That a good day can still cost you later. The crash often shows up 24–48 hours after, so from the outside it looks like you were fine—then suddenly you aren't. Noting activity and how you felt after is how that pattern becomes visible.
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I made a football quiz game where the obvious answer is the worst answer.
7 questions a day, give it a go before midnight 👇
longshots.app
I’ve seen forgotten leftovers in the back of the fridge with more intelligent life than Diogo Dalot.
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Make sure you have your fleshlights ready lads. Gotta pass the time somehow with no electricity 😂😂
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
There is a CODE RED happening right now and people on TikTok and Instagram are COMPLETELY UNAWARE.
Power outages are sweeping Europe and the US.
Hacks are happening left and right.
This is EXACTLY what you’d expect to see right before WW3 kicks off.
Make sure you have everything you need ASAP.
Food, water, medical supplies, fleshlights, batteries, generators, etc.
You need to be prepared to sustain yourself and your family for an unspecified duration of time.
The midterms are supposed to be tomorrow…
Something big is coming.
Be ready for it.
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IPS - Dispossessed directly leading to goal (0pt)
EVE - let's ball bounce off him, EVE score (-2pts)
CITY - Leaves Haaland free (-1pt)
FUL - OG (-2pts)
TOT - Solanke dunk (-2pts)
CHE - fault for both goals + Red Card (-1pt)
Extra 8pts if you remove his errors. We'd be 4th...
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🚨 Bruno Fernandes on the defeat to Chelsea:
“People can say what they want about the manager. I’m not interested in that conversation right now.
This result is on us. The players.
We had chances in the first half. Good chances. The kind you have to take when you’re away from home and the game is still level. We didn’t take them.
Amad had opportunities. I had one myself that should have been better. Matheus had a goal ruled out for offside. These are the moments that decide games.
And we missed them.
Then came the second half.
Lisandro picks up a yellow. A few minutes later he gives away a stupid foul in the box. Second yellow. Penalty. Red card. Game over.
That is not on the manager. That is on the player. You cannot make decisions like that when the team is already under pressure. You have to be smarter. You have to think about the consequences.
And after that, we gave up.
I’m not saying we stopped running. But the intensity dropped. The belief dropped. You could see it. Chelsea controlled the rest of the game and we looked like a team that had already accepted the result.
Fans are angry. They should be. They travel, they pay, they watch, and they see the same mistakes. Missed chances. Unnecessary fouls. Players making the game harder for themselves.
Michael sets the team up. He gives us a plan. He speaks to us during the week and at half-time. But he cannot take the shots for us. He cannot stop a player from committing a foul that leads to a red card. He cannot force us to keep fighting when the game turns against us.
That part is on the players.
We are in a bad position in the table. Everyone knows that. But we are not going to get out of it by blaming the manager every time we lose. We have to look at ourselves first.
Because if we keep missing chances, if we keep making stupid fouls, if we keep switching off when things get difficult, then the result will be the same no matter who is standing in the technical area.
And right now, that is the truth.”
When you’re a few years into your football manager save and have bought up so many world class players you are basically running two teams
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Paris Saint-Germain starting XI vs Strasbourg! 💫
Luis Enrique is resting the following players despite being 6th in Ligue 1:
• Desiré Doué
• Ousmane Dembélé
• Vitinha
• Fabian Ruiz
• Nuno Mendes
• Achraf Hakimi
• Willian Pacho
• Marquinhos
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