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Mike

@GirlDadMike

Girl dad. Met fan. Will forever be in student loan debt. He/Him.

 Long Island
Joined January 2012
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Charlie Kirk and his right wing following celebrating South Korea as being a paradise when they have nationalized healthcare, incredibly strict gun control laws and one of the best education systems in the world is objectively one of the funnier things on the internet these days.
Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) profile pictureWall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes6 Sep 2025
Charlie Kirk showing in South Korea they have large inflatable “cushy chairs” for everyone to hangout on in public areas “This would last about 35 seconds in most American cities” “You can have nice stuff. Crime is a choice. We shouldn't put up with it. South Korea doesn't. We shouldn't either” America could be a paradise, instead all our tax money gets laundered and our public areas are trashed
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Honest question to the antivaxxers of the world (including you RFK): what did the autistic community ever do to you? You’d rather (supposedly) risk your kids life than be autistic? Like even there was a legit correlation all we do is keep to ourselves and our special interests.
Secretary Kennedy (@SecKennedy) profile pictureSecretary Kennedy
@SecKennedy4 Sep 2025
I refuse to sign onto something unless I can stand behind it with scientific certainty. That doesn’t make me ‘anti-vax’ – it makes me pro-science.
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Becky and Seth definitely got some incriminating videos of Trips and/or Prichard. #WWESummerSlam
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Twitter bout to get wild. 🍿
FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) profile pictureFOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOX1 Aug 2025
The Yankees announced that they have released Marcus Stroman. Stroman has a 6.23 ERA in 39 IP this season.
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Repost for your chance to win 4 tickets to the Hyundai Club for the Subway Series, courtesy of @moomoo! Rules: bit.ly/3ZAuD2s
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Repost for your chance to win a Mets prize pack, courtesy of @ChopraNocerino including: 🎟️ 4 Tickets ⚾️ 4 BP Passes 👕 Mets Jersey Rules: bit.ly/3ZAuD2s
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Hey @elonmusk anything you want to get off your chest in regards to DJTs “attempted assassination?”
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We're giving away a LEGO Marvel Studios MCU Infinity Gauntlet! All you have to do is RETWEET this AND FOLLOW us for your chance to win!
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Let's have some rain delay fun. If this gets 3,000 reposts by the time we resume, we'll give away a Pete Alonso signed baseball!
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Alright it’s taken me long enough but I’ll give it him - Logan Paul is legit. #WrestleMania41
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🚨My Girl Walk Off Giveaway! 🚨 RT & Follow to enter to win the new My Girl shirt! Save 25% on all NY baseball gear with code WIN25 at checkout ⬇️ athletelogos.com/search?q=gi…
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🚨 My Girl Giveaway! 🚨 Due to the overwhelming response to this design we are going to give a matching set adult and kids size away! 💙🧡 Just RT and Follow to enter to win. Get your own at: athletelogos.com/search?q=gi…
Athlete Logos Apparel (@athletelogos) profile pictureAthlete Logos Apparel
@athletelogos9 Apr 2025
A beautiful new tradition at Citi that hits every girl dad in the feels. Every time I hear the crowd serenading Francisco, I think about my daughter and smile. #MyGirl athletelogos.com/products/my…
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Mike retweeted
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@MLB18 Mar 2025
To celebrate the release of @MLBTheShow 25, we have some game codes to give away! Repost and like for a chance to win. 🎮
The cover image of MLB The Show 25, featuring Paul Skenes (left) wearing a gold-colored Pittsburgh Pirates City Connect jersey, Elly De La Cruz (center) wearing a red Cincinnati Reds jersey, and Gunnar Henderson (right) wearing an orange Baltimore Orioles jersey.

ALT The cover image of MLB The Show 25, featuring Paul Skenes (left) wearing a gold-colored Pittsburgh Pirates City Connect jersey, Elly De La Cruz (center) wearing a red Cincinnati Reds jersey, and Gunnar Henderson (right) wearing an orange Baltimore Orioles jersey.

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Once again Keith with another awful take.
Keith McPherson (@Keith_McPherson) profile pictureKeith McPherson
@Keith_McPherson6 Dec 2023
Replying to @EvanRobertsWFAN
whatever you gotta tell yourself. once he's in the bldg he aint gonna wanna be in blue and orange. Hal got money too
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Let’s get 500 retweets on this as soon as possible to humiliate Donald Trump. The greatest political ad ever made.
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A-Rod was right about Jeter.
FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) profile pictureFOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOX19 Oct 2024
Papi going full Mr. Steal Yo Girl mode with Mrs. Met 😂💀
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🚨 HUGE WIN Giveaway! 🚨 RT & Follow to enter to win the new King KOMG t-shirt! Get your own at: athletelogos.com/collections…
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👻 Ghost Fork Hat Giveaway! 👻 RT & Follow to enter to win a black ghost fork snapback! Get your own at: athletelogos.com/products/gh…
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I think we’ve seen enough mid game Wheeler meltdowns to know this game is far from over. Any of you giving up so soon aren’t real fans and can fuck all the way off. #LGM
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🚨 Purple Mascot Neon Sign Giveaway! 🚨 RT & Follow to enter to win our newest neon style LED sign! athletelogos.com/products/pu…
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