Yaxel LendeBeast (Loyalist)

In light of Yaxel’s 30 point performance, here is my scouting report. I posted this before the 2026 NBA Draft: Yaxel Lendeborg • 30.2 min • 51/37/82 • 15.1p/6.8r/3.2a/1.1s/1.2b/1.1to Overall 2k rating range: 83-97 Player comparison: Aaron Gordon/Ben Simmons/Jalen Johnson GM Zero’s Notes: Yaxel Lendeborg is 24 years old. I understand. However, he is the most complete prospect in this draft class, who has a ton of potential to grow as a player. People look at his age and say he can’t improve further which is just ridiculous to me. Austin Reaves, James Harden, Damian Lillard are all examples of players who improved their skillset after the age of 25. The problem is, people look at improving as adding an entirely new skill, when it’s normally about getting better at the things you are already good at. In Yaxel’s case, he is the best defensive prospect in this draft class and can legitimately guard all five positions. Offensively, he can play on-ball, off-ball, in the post, and as the screener. He is an incredible playmaker, can shoot, can slash, and knows how to score in post up situations. If he cleans up his ball handling and slightly improves his jumpshot, what’s stopping him from being the best player in the NBA? A player this versatile, at 6’10”, 240lbs, 7’4” wingspan, with excellent agility and mobility for his size is incredibly rare and should not be passed up. Yaxel can easily be the best player in this draft class; I would make sure to get him by any means necessary.

Ts is frying me 💀💀💀💀

In August 2031, Yaxel Lendeborg will still be better than Cam Boozer. Also, Boozer fans so lazy they couldn’t even find his full birthday 😭😭😭

In another life 😔

I need Yaxel to make a big play and pull a Trae Young “it’s quiet af in here rn” 😭

“Told him to watch some clips of me”

HE’S NOT GONNA STOP 💀💀💀

Lowkey, PG: Stephen Curry SG: Brandin Podziemski SF: Jimmy Butler PF: Yaxel Lendeborg C: Draymond Green I promise you guys, we will cook the entire league with this lineup.

Jayson Tatum lives rent free in Jaylen Brown’s head 😭. He can’t stop sending subliminal shots. Daniel Radcliffe: “What kind of coaching style do you respond to?” Jaylen Brown: “One thing I’ve seen that is very effective is being able to treat the top— or being a harder coach— on the top, people who have more credentials, than the bottom. The people at the top have the opportunity to influence the rest, and are gonna steer this shit. But, in the NBA, it’s a lot of egos. It’s a lot of money, it’s a lot of emotions, and it’s like politics. Coaches are afraid sometimes to challenge their top player because if it goes shit they might lose their job. And job security is very important and I understand that, but if you want to build a winning environment and you wanna maintain the integrity of your group, you got treat the top just like you treat the bottom; if anything the top gotta be more willing to be coached.”

Jaylen Brown tells Daniel Radcliffe about his crazy summer 🤪: “I love to learn. That’s the most important thing. I just love to explore, I think there’s just like a part of my curious nature is to go learn different things but in reality I think I master ADHD. My meter fills up in one thing, I just go to the next thing, and then I go into the next thing, and then I just go into the next thing. So I think it has a lot to do with my ADHD, but that’s why you see me doing so many different things. My brain is always moving at 100 miles per hour.” “I think a part of it is, just curiosity to explore even just as a man and stuff like that. Being able to serve, being able to learn different forms of combat, martial arts. Being able to having the confidence or the fearlessness to jump out of a plane. I feel like in life at some point in time, there’s gonna be an occurrence where you have to jump out of a plane. For me, I needed a reference.”

Super unfortunate that he suffered an injury, but here’s had a great first game! Here’s the draft profile I wrote for Sergio de Larrea before the 2026 NBA Draft. Sergio de Larrea • 17.7 min • 45/43/82 • 9.4p/2.9r/3.5a/0.4s/0.2b/1.8to Overall 2k rating range: 75-91 Floor/Ceiling: Duncan Robinson/Klay Thompson GM Zero’s Notes: This Klay Thompson ceiling is being used a lot, but there are so many elite shooters in this draft that it’s hard to not think about how these prospects would look in a similar role. Sergio de Larrea plays the most like Klay Thompson out of all of these prospects. The defence in Liga ACB is visibly tougher than the NCAA, yet Sergio de Larrea has been productive. If we adjust his stats for 35.4 min, his statline becomes: 18.8p/5.8r/7a/0.8s/0.4b/3.6to A 19-6-7 player. This is elite production. Normally, scouts are quick to find the next big international star, like Nolan Traore last year. They have made so many mistakes that scouts are hesitant to include international talent even if it’s staring them right in the face. Sergio de Larrea is getting almost zero recognition as a prospect, but he could be an incredible piece for any team as a role player, and a potential star. Sergio became the youngest MVP in Liga ACB’s season tournament, a record previously held by Tiago Splitter. The fact that Splitter held the record, a respectable NBA player, gives me a lot of confidence that de Larrea can and will be a positive for any team that drafts him.

Kyle Kuzma praising Ant’s marketing lowkey makes it feel hella gimmicky ngl