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John the Gnerphk

@Gnerphk

Some of this place is pretty bad. I'm here to be the change I want to see. Funny signs at 4(ish) daily; story links sometimes. https://nitter.cf/t.co/IwyoUq96br

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Joined August 2014
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I'm trying a new thing. everyexpert.com/jmillardsimp…
J. Millard Simpson - I help prospective short fiction writers write a publishable story and talk...

J. Millard Simpson - I help prospective short fiction writers write a publishable story and talk...

I'm here to help short fiction writers get their work ready for publication. I work with people who dream of becoming writers, instructing them in the prac...

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Remember to mask up before you go out tonight.
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Also, I'd like to point out that, of all those politicians who've been texting me for a month begging for money, NOT ONE has checked in with me today. NOT ONE. Not even a pro-forma "Hi, how are you?" I'm starting to think that they don't really care about me.
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Just met with my book's artist. VERY excited about what's coming! I want to post spoilers. Should I post spoilers?
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Well. That's a relief.
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Remember, Remember...
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Jake Valentine's return! First new Val story in over a year. scifishorts.co/f/10S-ESPN
The Meta Meta Meta Caper by J. Millard Simpson | Sci-Fi Shorts

The Meta Meta Meta Caper by J. Millard Simpson | Sci-Fi Shorts

I keep making excuses to meet Cassie for coffee. Unlike me, she's pretty, smart, and fun to be around. Given her special talent, I'm sure she sees straight through my little contrivances, and she...

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I took a lie detector test. No, I didn't.
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hee hee hee
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Found in the wild
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Real or hoax?? I must know! Because yes, it sounds strange... but I can imagine a flavor combo here that might, just might, be glorious.
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UPDATE: It appears to be real.
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Today, I was... no, that wasn't me.
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Aw. I believe in you, Day!
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There's some friction happening today, mind.
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I love this time of year.
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The spirit of Hallowe'en abides.
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Never fear, friends. Or... uh...
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