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Simian Silent

@Goatman3rd

These lands are savage and I am here to conquer them.

Joined July 2012
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Back on my MtG bullshit. 4 edh decks built in about as many days. Infinite Guideline Station is multicolored super friends, Brudiclad is tokens, Li is self explanatory, and same with Omnath. Next is Korvold and Lord Windgrace. No one is safe.
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Two of the loves of my life 💕💕💕
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Thank you for loving Tortilla and Enygma as much as I do. (I'll leave you to guess which is which)
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When I was in my early 20s, if you asked me what I wanted for food, I'd look you dead in the face and tell you "I'll eat ass if you drive me to it" Now I'm 34 and realize how fucking unhelpful that is
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Tortilla goin crazy
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Look upon my cat, ye mighty, and despair
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It's really funny to me that self-depricating humor is often played as a millennial own but I see it more often come from Gen Z these days.
Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 (@NxtDeterio) profile pictureDeterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻@NxtDeterioOct 31
"gen z" "40s"
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Y'all notice how billionaires only talk like this when they're about to lose a lot of money very fast?
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@pubityOct 30
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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Partner flashed me their ass and I shouted "It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" Happy Halloween
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★ 𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 ★ (@blessing_lnz) profile picture★ 𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 ★
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Okami@DaiShinOkamiOct 21
Ian (SpiderDoraemon) (#RWBYxVIZ) Play Tsukihime (@spiderdoraemon) profile pictureIan (SpiderDoraemon) (#RWBYxVIZ) Play Tsukihime@spiderdoraemonOct 20
Here’s the full video lol
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Fuck I need this shirt
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His midichlorians are off the charts
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Purchased.
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Finally, weaponized schizophrenia
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@dcuworldOct 10
Absolute Justice #1 PREVIEW! Out in April 2027!
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Having the Daleks in this is like having Nazis be the main antagonists on Teletubbies.
Doctor Who (@bbcdoctorwho) profile pictureDoctor Who
@bbcdoctorwhoOct 6
A whole new generation of #DoctorWho fans are about to begin their own adventure! 🌟 Here is your first look at DOCTOR WHO: TARDIS CREW, a brand new animated series coming soon to CBeebies and BBC iPlayer. Find out more 👉 bbc.in/46YLFMi
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Big Stupid@Biggest_StupidOct 7
Replying to @Uh_spunj
Trans Larfleeze when she sees a woman with bigger boobs than her
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The original video was made by YouTube Channel "Steamed Sam" Channel Link: youtube.com/@steamedsam Video Link: youtu.be/rv9io5J63mQ
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