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Even Tarzan can get swung on. 1914

CT
Joined April 2014
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"Why do you hate the Cowboys so much" – at New London, CT
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This IS Black Culture btw. We did this.
why did chico bean, karlous miller, & D.C. young fly absolutely float on faith evans' "can't believe"
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this is the thing NO ONE is talking about. when development ceases to exist because of the portal you start messing with Mr. Goodell’s product and I believe that’s when CFB gets fixed… when he steps in
There’s literally no good quarterback play in college like literally zero
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“clown ass nigga, you’ll float tooooo”
These boys from Dallas so hard and talented i told them both to pull up and perform at @duvalswaterfall just so i can say later on “i told ya so” 😂 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥introducing tye Harris and @hashisenjoo
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This is awesome: Drew Brees revealed Sunday that he asked Justin Jefferson for a jersey swap when Jefferson was a rookie — the first time Brees had ever asked for one. It was for his son. @NFLFilms tracked down the conversation. It’s amazing!!! 🔥🔥
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This was a Saturday morning cartoon PPV event.
Ash's Charizard vs Blaine's Magmar 🔥
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that’s real af lmaoo
Joe Mazzulla wanted your live calls today and the listeners did not disappoint😂 @ZoandBertrand
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Hungry blind dog sparks deadly house fire, killing itself and canine sibling trib.al/Tx10Ltb
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Most underrated movie and one of my faves. RIP
One of the best scenes from my childhood RIP Mike Ditka
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LMFAOOOOO man i was so hurt when i seen this. I knew it was a movie but still cmon have kevin nash say it
a lil too #locked #in wit this role tho
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That's the same chest he uses to catch passes Not good.
Quentin Johnston was limited at Wednesday's practice with a chest injury. Via @chargers
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He blew up right when Drake and Kendrick started going back and forth. No one had time for that mess lmao
Remember that “well guess what im JP” nigga. Damn the fall off into grace
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Replying to @Complex
Me at the community service building:
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She still around?
Replying to @RealFamilyCrete
no his dick just wasn’t dicking cause my granny was a squirter .
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He’s also funny he did an episode of Roast Me. Called me “roll-on deodorant” 😂😂
So I'm watching ‘ The Drop ’ that Buddy Kid can sing, dance, and, rap??? Wow.
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Hey, Stephen A. Smith: Lane Johnson's mom has cancer. His dad is also sick. I read your book and you talked about how difficult your life got when your mom got sick and after she passed, you had to go to therapy because you were depressed and you took time off of work. Your mocking Lane Johnson's mental health struggles when you've been open about your own mental health struggles? Come on, man. I know you're busy, but do some research before going on TV @stephenasmith #Eagles
Stephen A. Smith mocks Lane Johnson for retiring to focus on his mental health
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History disagrees
There’s not a single timeline in any version of reality where 57 women would ever sit around and let a human being get tortured and raped for 7 hours just fyi
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I’ll say a lot of things about Chris Rock but believe it or not ppl do have moms like this
Whenever I tell people I don’t like Everybody Hates Chris because it seems like a show written from the perspective of a person who absolutely hates their fucking mom they say I’m being dramatic.
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Replying to @ItsNotGlennnHtx
At no point has Jalen Ramsey been the best CB in the league
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Bro this is genuinely hilarious because I’ve watched people gas this feature for 13 years 😭😭😭
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