Chance (@Godhateschance) header
Chance (@Godhateschance) profile picture

Chance

@Godhateschance

nonbinary looking bitch save me… @ominousblob is an account i may post art on someday. or maybe i wont, who’s to say. 🇨🇴 🇦🇫

 (they/them)
Joined June 2016
  • Tweets112K
  • Following3.1K
  • Followers640
1.4KMedia
Photo by Chance (@Godhateschance)Photo by Chance (@Godhateschance)Photo by Chance (@Godhateschance)Photo by Chance (@Godhateschance)Photo by Chance (@Godhateschance)Photo by Chance (@Godhateschance)Photo by Chance (@Godhateschance)Photo by Chance (@Godhateschance)Photo by Chance (@Godhateschance)Photo by Chance (@Godhateschance)
I could never say feminism has left my body in reference to thirsting over a man because any time i do i imagine putting him in a jar and shaking him around till he vomits so id say human rights have left my body
1
2
18
3,110
...and if i said blind boxes are another way to normalize gambling
Mace 💀 (@grabbagmidi) profile pictureMace 💀@grabbagmidi20h
why is everything blind boxes now, what if i just want a specific guy
33
1,471
116
15,009
89,577
Chance retweeted
nalafinn (@fleshpoet) profile picture
nalafinn@fleshpoet8h
hannibal fans actually need to watch the show now 😭😭😭
AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) profile pictureAO3 Status@AO3_Status10h
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
18
283
29
1,907
15,791
Chance retweeted
naomi ♐︎ (@_nnii_) profile picture
naomi ♐︎@_nnii_10h
we are literally in an epidemic of men who cannot flirt or charm (which is different from manipulation). being funny and charismatic is a lot art apparently
𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔢 ⚔️ (@graveghostie) profile picture𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔢 ⚔️
@graveghostieOct 29
“women like men that manipulate them more than they like nice guys like me” ok so you’re casually admitting you just have no game
56
12
9
295
24,561
nothing but the utmost respect for my queen miss Thee Stallion for having the balls to commit to the baldness. unlike some iterations of pinhead i’ve seen. coughs politely.
𝐇★𝐓 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 🍒🐆🪩✨ (@Kstheeittgirl) profile picture𝐇★𝐓 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 🍒🐆🪩✨@KstheeittgirlOct 28
Megan Thee Stallion as Pinhead from ‘Hellraiser’ || 2021
Image from 𝐇★𝐓 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 🍒🐆🪩✨ (@Kstheeittgirl)
Image from 𝐇★𝐓 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 🍒🐆🪩✨ (@Kstheeittgirl)
Image from 𝐇★𝐓 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 🍒🐆🪩✨ (@Kstheeittgirl)
Image from 𝐇★𝐓 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 🍒🐆🪩✨ (@Kstheeittgirl)
13
2,029
3
46,581
324,335
Chance retweeted
Villanelle (@lolaoflucia) profile picture
Villanelle@lolaoflucia15h
Not me. If mine bad idc, report me to the Better Pussy Bureau and keep it moving please.
N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 (@KhananiShingan1) profile pictureN’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾
@KhananiShingan120h
I’m genuinely curious to know what bad sex looks like from a man’s perspective
29
771
56
7,433
132,017
Chance retweeted
JT (@tallboythinlegs) profile picture
JT@tallboythinlegs8h
there is genuinely a "lobster too buttery" moment
Image from JT (@tallboythinlegs)
Image from JT (@tallboythinlegs)
Image from JT (@tallboythinlegs)
JT (@tallboythinlegs) profile pictureJT@tallboythinlegsOct 29
rear window is kind of about a guy that gets so bored he's like fuck my perfect life and fuck my girlfriend
30
1,672
27
29,146
341,280
Oh I fear he's hurting a lot. This statement is so detached.
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm4h
Sir Ian McKellen has made a statement on the tragic passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. “He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love.”
Image from DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)
Image from DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)
14
100
5
5,202
193,914
Chance retweeted
Kabewski (@Kabooski01) profile picture
Kabewski@Kabooski017h
Mexican day of the dead movies are evil, if you die old you're stuck in unc mode, but if you die young youre a hot skeleton forever
Image from Kabewski (@Kabooski01)
Image from Kabewski (@Kabooski01)
Image from Kabewski (@Kabooski01)
Image from Kabewski (@Kabooski01)
55
902
19
22,034
260,367
Chance retweeted
silly s (@sourbrains) profile picture
silly s@sourbrains10h
this is schizophrenia
figment of your imagination (@ninimazara) profile picturefigment of your imagination@ninimazaraOct 27
If you’re spiritually evolved, there is no such thing as friends. Nobody is your friend. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is an opp.
43
1,193
24
12,095
131,719
my hungry ass could never be a neurosurgeon
Lee (@loathsomecowboy) profile pictureLee@loathsomecowboy16h
mind of a killer #hannibal
Image from Lee (@loathsomecowboy)
1
32
1
926
6,135
Chance retweeted
als (@lilacwineduh) profile picture
als@lilacwineduh7h
no halloween plans, hair thin af, gaining weight, ao3 down
12
2,158
52
17,313
112,020
Chance retweeted
🦦 (@DlLFNETO) profile picture
🦦@DlLFNETO5h
Ian literally officiated his wedding , I’m SICK
ؘ (@benfyp) profile pictureؘ@benfyp7h
can't imagine how devastated ian mckellen must be during these hard times
246
2
4,185
19,845
Chance retweeted
lil bruh (@fitfuljest) profile picture
lil bruh@fitfuljestOct 29
my mom at 23: just graduated from johns hopkins university, suffering from success bc she’s making so much money she accidentally got bumped up a couple tax brackets me at 23: I Am Going To Stay Up All Night Playing Papa’s Cheeseria
12
568
39
14,127
92,270
Chance retweeted
хӕjrӕg (@hairaggn) profile picture
хӕjrӕg@hairaggn15h
“Love is unnatural to all things divine.” #destiel #spn
Image from хӕjrӕg (@hairaggn)
Image from хӕjrӕg (@hairaggn)
Image from хӕjrӕg (@hairaggn)
Image from хӕjrӕg (@hairaggn)
9
355
12
4,048
32,153
Nobody on that set had ever seen an 8 month pregnant woman before
ִֶָ (@sskieswalker) profile pictureִֶָ@sskieswalker23h
Image from ִֶָ (@sskieswalker)
Image from ִֶָ (@sskieswalker)
21
151
19
6,586
104,628
Chance retweeted
vespera (@vesperamyst) profile picture
vespera@vesperamyst22h
album title so goated that it started a trend and it's still going on even after the release of the album. oh godlivia
mai ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ (@m4iyyy) profile picturemai ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚@m4iyyyOct 28
1
889
2
12,414
64,358
Chance retweeted
Chary (@ChachaSlide107) profile picture
Chary@ChachaSlide1078h
Ain’t got no change sorry brotha
Wattpad (@wattpad) profile pictureWattpad
@wattpad9h
we're here to support you during this difficult time
19
3,066
20
28,033
205,320
Chance retweeted
Og'OD (@Blackmade4) profile picture
Og'OD@Blackmade422h
eating human meat definitely has serious effects like take a look at his hands for example and I know they don't stay steady
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 28
Ugandan cannibal killed and ate 38 people over 15-year reign of terror, general claims trib.al/9X3J5wx
Image from New York Post (@nypost)
54
728
16
23,858
1,978,571
Convinced that Taylor swifts team has started this to hide from Taylor’s fucked up upper bleph
Jess Fraser (@jess_tchb) profile pictureJess Fraser@jess_tchbOct 28
Mais stop 😭😭
Image from Jess Fraser (@jess_tchb)
Image from Jess Fraser (@jess_tchb)
2
15
6
2,425
146,408
Halloween celebrations and astrology
DUTCHESS (@CAVALLIDOLLL) profile pictureDUTCHESS@CAVALLIDOLLL15h
you lot will have sex before marriage, drink alcohol, eat red meat everyday but you draw the line at halloween celebrations
4
314
4
1,818
29,207
Load more