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Star of The Gorilla Channel, Always a Marine. PS 91.

Texas
Joined June 2017
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First of all. That’s an anti tank mine. Not an anti bear mine. Second, this is why you set in AT mines with AP mines around them. To keep grunts and bears from just picking them up and carrying them around.
The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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A former president taking exile is one of the most common things after a Latin American election. They go on a little vacation and stay there or their successor has them arrested. It’s a fun little game.
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As a beekeeper, I 💯 respect this.
These hornets attacked his Bee hive. Now he is waiting for them on the outside.
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Shouldn’t the LGBTQ community be upset that this guy was using their culture as a prom dress to bypass immigration laws, taking the place of an actual gay Malian?
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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That’s a gosh darn Chupacabra!!!
Görevliler, ABD'de ileri derecede uyuz olan ve chupacabra'ya benzeyen bir çakal yakaladı.
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Wait till he sees the trophy from the 2002 Longs Drugs Challenge.
Someone really looked at this and said "Yep.. post it"
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Not for nothing, but Alex Lebed claimed there were 48-100 unaccounted for suitcase nukes floating around somewhere.
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At this point if one of the big insurance companies announced that they weren’t going to do stupid commercials and instead that they’d use the ad money to reduce the costs of their insurance I’d change right away.
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Rich coming from the guy most responsible for fucking up healthcare in this country.
Barack Obama: "They are running scary ads to make you think Democrats are radicals, communists, jihadists, or the woke police. What is radical about wanting everybody to have healthcare? How is that radical?"
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Fun times at the rodeo tonight.
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Yo @Pacers let’s not play Kesha’s “Die Young” during the Peyton Manning Children’s Hospital Teddy Bear Toss please and thanks
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Joseph had to teach Jesus the same lessons. I bet he was a better student.
When in doubt, ask the boss man. But, be prepared for the repercussions...
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This is like Punking your employees. The organization shouldn’t be mad when they punk the organization back.
What the actual fuck have I just read
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3gunGorilla retweeted
cowboys could do the funniest thing rn
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“Well, kid, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” “Your first name is Gay.” “Oh no! What’s the good news?” “People aren’t gonna care about that.”
Dr. Gay Ludwig Hitler (1882–1948), an Ohio dentist and the son of George Washington Hitler... Dr. Gay Ludwig Hitler was born on January 13, 1882, in Circleville, Pickaway County, Ohio, to George Washington Hitler and Ida May Lutz. He worked as a dentist in Circleville, Ohio, for over four decades (practicing from 1922 through 1946). . . . The Hitler family (originally descendants of George Hitler, who emigrated from Germany/Maryland to Ohio in the late 1700s) was a prominent, long-standing farming and pioneer family in Pickaway County. The family had been in America for generations. The first was George Hitler, a German immigrant born in 1763, who settled in Pennsylvania before moving his family to southern Ohio. Some roads in Pickaway County still carry the Hitler name today. Then, in the 1930s, a man with the same surname rose to power in Germany. By the time WWII ended, it had become the most infamous name in the world. Due to the family's deep local history long before the 20th-century German dictator rose to power, several local places—including Hitler Road, Hitler-Ludwig Road, Hitler Park, and the Hitler-Ludwig Cemetery—were named after them. Many Americans with the name changed it. Gay Hitler never did. He lived through WWII and passed away on October 27, 1948, in Worthington, Ohio. He was buried under a gravestone that still reads “HITLER.” His story went viral more than 70 years later, when an old newspaper clipping with his name began circulating online. Even his first name was a family tradition. It came from Susannah Gay, the wife of the original George Hitler who brought the family to America. #archaeohistories
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Elon needs to partner with 50Cent on how to get people back for shit. Like a petty vengeance consultant. 50 will have people scared af to mess with him.
Live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets …
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HARRY AND THE MF’n HENDERSONS!
What is the first film you think of when you see JOHN LITHGOW?
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Alan Jackson Willie Merle Toby Keith
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“Hey baby, I’ve always wanted to try something. Sit here…” “Is this gonna be some 50 shades action?” Him:
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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