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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum
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THIS is a champions league level squad? Fuck me man the board will have blood on their hands when we lose 3-0 tonight
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreportOct 20
#mufc training squad vs Como: Lammens, Darlow, Heaton, Mee. Maguire, De Ligt, Amass, Armer, Dalot, Kamason. Mount, T. Fletcher, J. Fletcher, Tielemans, Baleba, Santos, Fernandes. Lacey, Zirkzee, Mbeumo, Cunha, Amad [@StevenRailston]
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GTA 6 officially releases in exactly 1 month.
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Max Red
@Utd__max10Sep 26
One day, I’ll wake up to David Ornstein dropping the bombshell that the Glazers want to sell Manchester United. InshaAllah, that day will come.
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neeti@imneetiyadavSep 25
truth is that boys who respect girls are mostly single
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"you're probably someone's biggest crush" me as fuck:
luna (@lunardreamn) profile pictureluna
@lunardreamnSep 2
Funfact: you're probably someone’s biggest crush
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Manchester United
@ManUtdAug 30
The best player in the @PremierLeague.
Bruno Fernandes smiles after scoring against Ipswich.

ALT Bruno Fernandes smiles after scoring against Ipswich.

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Dear all, We know that many of you have been waiting to hear from us regarding the events of the past week. It would be an understatement to say that having videos of Grand Theft Auto VI gameplay leak in this way has been heartbreaking for our team, and this is obviously not how we intended for you to see the game after all this time. We are very sorry that everything has taken as long as it has \u2014 from getting the game finished (nearly there!) to sharing more details and official gameplay, and providing the community with everything you want to know. We are very excited for everyone to see the extended look tomorrow. It has taken longer than we wanted to get it ready, but as with everything we do, we know we need to exceed your expectations, and we are determined to deliver at the level you expect and deserve.

ALT Dear all, We know that many of you have been waiting to hear from us regarding the events of the past week. It would be an understatement to say that having videos of Grand Theft Auto VI gameplay leak in this way has been heartbreaking for our team, and this is obviously not how we intended for you to see the game after all this time. We are very sorry that everything has taken as long as it has \u2014 from getting the game finished (nearly there!) to sharing more details and official gameplay, and providing the community with everything you want to know. We are very excited for everyone to see the extended look tomorrow. It has taken longer than we wanted to get it ready, but as with everything we do, we know we need to exceed your expectations, and we are determined to deliver at the level you expect and deserve.

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Manchester United
@ManUtdAug 25
Carlos Baleba. Manchester United. IT'S OFFICIAL! ❤️🔒

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Manchester United
@ManUtdAug 25
Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtdAug 25
#areyouabaleba
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ariana@meowsarusAug 23
Rodri gone, pep gone, bernardo silva gone, rumors of mancity signing enzo fernandez, durex sponsor Haaland subplot:
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ORNSTEIN BOMBA
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
@David_OrnsteinAug 19
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton & Hove Albion. #MUFC offer for 22yo Cameroon midfielder ~£60+5m; below #BHAFC valuation but amicable talks continue as all parties work to reach agreement @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7243081…
Manchester United and Brighton closing in on deal for Carlos Baleba

Manchester United and Brighton closing in on deal for Carlos Baleba

United have made an offer of around £60million plus £5m in add-ons for the 22-year-old midfielder.

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UF
@UtdFaithfulsAug 14
Look at the bonding from the lads. 😭❤️
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Rockstar Games
@RockstarGamesAug 6
Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended Look premieres on @netflix Thursday, August 27 at 3 p.m. ET. netflix.com/GTAVI

Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended Look Coming August 27

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Thank you for Tielemans @ManUtd. Now go for Manu Kone and I’ll be pleased with this rebuild. Then focus on the other positions 👍
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🚨💣 BREAKING: Youri Tielemans to Manchester United, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇧🇪 United activate €41m release clause into Tielemans’ contract at Aston Villa, verbal agreement also with Belgian midfielder. Andrey Santos done + Tielemans next after Éderson deal called off on Friday. 📈
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🚨 Manchester United agree deal to sign Karl Darlow as new backup goalkeeper, here we go! Deal done and signature to follow on Friday. Bayindir expected to leave — story after @lauriewhitwell.
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welp, now I really don’t know who’s gonna be our marquee signing 🤷🏻‍♂️
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoJul 8
🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Aurélien Tchouaméni to sign new deal at Real Madrid soon, all agreed on contract until June 2031! Real Madrid are ready to sign soon, as @FabriceHawkins @pepealvarezzz reported. Man United deal never close due to high salary and Madrid not opening doors to exit.
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