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Here to collect and amplify bad Google SERPs and AI Overviews, tag your examples with #GoogEnough. Accepting submissions via DM if you want to remain anonymous.

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Joined April 2024
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GooglEvil’s greed bleeds into everything it does, from robbing publishers all the way to the poor house to tricking consumers into buying products from the highest bidder. Typical monopoly behavior. Congrats, Judge Mehta!
Hey, Judge Mehta, thanks a lot for blowing the call in the Google monopoly case. You were right to declare Google a monopoly, but by doing nothing to stop them, you opened the floodgates for Google to monopolize AI. You basically signed the Open Web’s death sentence…
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GooglEvil finally put its arboreal policy in writing: “Not All Forests Are Equal.” We’ve seen them cut down hundreds of thousands of trees recently, and now we get a peek at the deep-minded philosophy behind it.
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GooglEvil, the wasteland maker…bringing the apocalypse from the SERPs to the physical world.
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See, GooglEvil, it doesn’t feel so good to have your money vanish because of AI, now does it? Enjoy this taste of your own medicine!
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Considering how unreliable GSC has become, it’s clear that Goog Enough needs a new metric. How about pixels down the page instead of position? It would help publishers for sure, but it’s probably too revealing for Goog’s taste. It would show just how shitty things have gotten.
The GooglEvil thieves are continuing their quest to make sure there are no publishers left. With AI Overviews in expanded mode, you have to scroll 2–3 times before you even reach the organic results.
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Friendly reminder: GooglEvil does not care about you. You are just a source of revenue for the monopoly. So when they offer to personalize something, imagine they’re Little Red Riding Hood’s grandma asking you to come closer. It’s just a wolf trying to eat you.
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AIOs now appear for more than 80% of searches, up from roughly 15% two years ago. Meanwhile, Goog Enough’s website says “AI Overviews are only shown when our systems determine that it is additive to classic Search, and as such, often don't trigger.” Goog is 100% full of shit.
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Which CNN reviews are we supposed to trust? The ones flat-out provided by the subject? Just the ones with sponsored products throughout? Or none of them because it’s not news?
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So you try to regulate GooglEvil, and they show you what life is like without the cloud? Is that how it’s going to be?
The UK is trying to force Google to make its search rankings fair & transparent. GooglEvil seems allergic to fairness & transparency, though, so this should be fun... It’s yet another front in Goog Enough’s war with Euro govs...maybe kicking Goog can be the next World Cup 🤞⚽️.
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CNN is taking payoffs from foreign governments in exchange for helping to juice their tourism. Think twice before taking travel recommendations from the “worldwide leader in news.” You might be getting the worldwide leader in reputation abuse instead.
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Finally, Congress is beginning to see GooglEvil for what it is: a greedy thief willing to hurt our kids if it makes them an extra billion. Sens. Richard Blumenthal & Josh Hawley have some questions & Goog has until Nov. 2 to respond. Hopefully, we get some actual enforcement.
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Goog’s own Search team on PDFs: no idea of the size limit, unsure if embedded images get processed, “trying to extrapolate from what we do know.” In AI Overviews? “I would think so.” Classic Goog Enough - not knowing your product.
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We can all agree that GooglEvil has been lying about how popular its AI products really are. But Forbes Advisor is playing with fire here. It’s like putting up a billboard complaining about the police chief when you have bodies buried in the backyard.
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What are the chances this stays limited to news? CNN thinks everything is breaking news, and it has already shown that it’s all too willing to abuse that news reputation in order to sell trinkets. Another win for the site reputation abusers in this Goog Enough landscape.
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Typical GooglEvil: they want to turn a place called “Wood Haven” into a data center…
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Google Then: Don’t be evil. GooglEvil Now: Generate nudes of whoever you want!
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GooglEvil cares so little about an open, healthy web ecosystem that it actually wastes resources serving fake search results to tracking tools. Now, we have even less visibility into what’s really going on, and GoogEnoughers can spread their lies more effectively.
Incredible: Not only is Google working to block AI crawlers, but @nozzleio uncovered evidence that Google is deliberately serving FAKE search results to scrapers The "poisoned" search results look real, but w/ garbage data. This influences AI crawlers, scrapers, & rank trackers.
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Is CNN still in the news business? The most valuable pages on its website make it seem like CNN is at least as focused on the stock market, credit cards, and using AI to produce content. Curious that Google still extends the news reputation to the rest.
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Remember when Goog Enough said they’d only show AIOs when it’s helpful? I guess they changed their policy.
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