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Standup Comedian. Fur mama. My books are available on Amazon and wherever ebooks are sold. *End of shameless plug*

Illinois, USA
Joined January 2020
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The Democrats pulled a Captain Kirk. #Midterms2026
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This is one of my favorite videos. I always wished I could be like Ron White. What I mean is some comedians are very charismatic and outgoing and I’m not like that. I’m a very shy person. I’m a writer who performs her own material. youtu.be/lvb9X_3P5v4?is=hdhQ…
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I left milk and cookies for Michael Buble.
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I googled Patrick Stewart and this happened. I’m gonna miss him so much. He was my favorite captain. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Not Patrick Stewart!! 😭😭😭😭
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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My grandpa had life figured out. He just used the internet to check the weather.
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Finally felt well enough to do some writing yesterday. My imposter syndrome is back. Life is returning to normal.
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You wanna hear something weird? I thought writing about a senator who was secretly running a drug trafficking ring was a stupid idea and then yesterday I read about a real senator who got busted for running a drug trafficking ring. Maybe your goofy ideas aren’t so goofy. 🤯😳
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Why does everybody think middle aged women are angry? I’m 50 and I’m just fine. Must be the mushrooms. 🤷‍♀️ I’m not in menopause or perimenopause. I had a hysterectomy 10 years ago. Women are not a monolith. We all have our experiences.
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I spent a lot of my life being angry. it wasn’t like I turned a certain age and got pissed off after a lifetime of being nice. I overcame everything to get to where I am.
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Haven’t posted a non dairy creamer pyramid in a while and I’ve missed it. Enjoy.
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This is painfully accurate. 😂
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Got my emergency prescription today. I feel much better but it’s probably gonna take a few days before I’m 100% again. If you’ll excuse me I’m gonna collapse on my bed and stay there all weekend. ❤️‍🩹😮‍💨😭🫠
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🎶 She could’ve cried. But she didn’t have time 🎶
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Had to go to the ER because I’ve been out of my meds for 3 weeks and my pain is becoming unbearable. I’ve spent all day trying to find another compounding pharmacy and the pharmacist I spoke to found one for me. I’d cry but I don’t have time. 😭
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Don’t ever go to any Williams Brothers Pharmacy ever. They will lose your prescription and give you the runaround.
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I swear to God if I ever get Taylor Swift money my pet cause is gonna be pharmacy fuck ups. 😢
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