@Gormalorm
Philadelphia
Joined September 2014
Alysse retweeted
Promised to get my niece a phone when she turns 10 five years ago and her birthday is 2 days from now
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Alysse retweeted
Survivor Mount Rushmore is Parvati, Sandra, Tony, and Boston Rob. Cirie is the Statue of Liberty #Survivor50
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And it's never when the Celtics have the ball just the Sixers 😐
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The biggest shocker of the night was that they didn't cut to commercial during the coin flip. #Survivor #Survivor50
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Alysse retweeted
prepare to be sick of me
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Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.
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Eating a second cookie because I ate the first one absentmindedly and I didn’t appreciate it enough
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warm sourdough bread with butter is NOT safe around me
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I be like “i need to lock in” and it’s just me moving the clothes from the washer to the dryer
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“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:
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I got an iced matcha latte with banana cold foam this morning and I feel like a changed person
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN (CURLING) MIRACLES?! 🤯 Team USA defeats reigning gold medalists Italy to reach their first-ever mixed doubles GOLD MEDAL GAME. #WinterOlympics
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Alysse retweeted
the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower
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Alysse retweeted
Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight
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Love him sm
THIS is Ron Funches’ moment! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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If I could personally avenge you I would.
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this snowstorm is giving me war flashbacks of quarantine
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