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From the Zoomer perspective the Jedi are evil Anakin was born of a Virgin, conceived by the Force, the Jedi Council knew he was the Chosen One.. Yet still, they rejected him… Why? Because he was more powerful than them Imagine they had loved him, trusted him, and recognized his Divine Destiny Instead they: -forbid him to reproduce -allowed his mother to be sold into slavery and viscously murdered by “sand people” -watched the Democratic Process of the Republic evolve into a powerless stalemate -traded Ancient Prophecy in favor of a modern interpretation thereby mocking the very Tradition they claimed to protect They got what they deserved. Long live the Empire. Hail Lord Vader
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The Empire in "Star Wars" is bad because they created a weapon entirely for the purpose of annihilating entire populated planets and killing billions of people. The original trilogy has a very black and white Saturday-morning cartoon morality. It was only when Lucas came back to it as an older man and actually started thinking about the question of why Anakin Skywalker would abandon the Jedi to join the Dark Side that he really began to add complexity to it. And considering the OT was made by a boomer white guy lefty who was slyly suggesting in the 1970s that the Vietcong were the good guys, the prequels function as a pretty sharp critique of democracy. The Republic is completely paralyzed by competing factions trying to extract rents for their constituents at everyone else's expense, and anyone trying to get anything productive done has to do complex horse-trading involving paying wasteful graft to these interests in order to build a coalition for their policies. This is what all the Trade Federation nonsense in Phantom Menace is about. And while the Republic was trying to keep all these disparate interests united by paying off special interests, its entire structure got turned inside out by Palpatine. And the Jedi were too preoccupied with running nonsense errands on behalf of the Republic Senate and being sent around the galaxy like rent-a-cops to solve problems for the various factions that they didn't notice any of this happening. And the reason that Anakin was susceptible to corruption by Palpatine is that the Jedi and the Republic didn't offer him any possibility of a good life. They bound him to a code of celibacy and service to these grubby little factions and their dysfunctional, wasteful, corrupt government. And that's supposed to be good, because, what, democracy? Honestly I can see how a politician like Palpatine who spent his career in Republic institutions might reasonably decide that fascism enforced with a planet-destroying space laser would be a superior system. Of course, Palpatine sucked too. Anakin didn't get anything he was promised in exchange for betraying the Jedi. He still lost his family and he got turned into a cyborg terminator, and it didn't even work out that well for Palpatine, whose engagement with the dark side of the Force turned him into a cryptkeeper. But things didn't go much better for Obi Wan, who spent the rest of his life squatting in a hut in the desert. And even the sequel trilogy (if you consider that canon), the galaxy immediately turned into a mess after the Empire fell, the new Republic had all the same problems the old one did and Luke's commitment to the Jedi ideals got him the same crappy life Obi Wan had. "Star Wars" ended up being about how everything is terrible no matter what you do.
Nobody has made a convincing argument the Empire in Star Wars is actually bad. They run clean organized starships and create trillions of jobs across the galaxy. When the Jedi run the government - an unelected council that somehow has infinite money to build giant buildings and own fleets of starships - Coruscant still has a redlight district with drugs like death sticks. Either keep civilizational order by nuking rogue planets, or be slaves to sexless fake Jesus types who slice you with laser swords with impunity.
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“Support small businesses” = pay $7 for a coffee made by a fаggot 🤭
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“You killed the 70 IQ sand people that raped and killed your mom but you were angry when you did it. That’s the difference between you and me. When I wage war on an entire galaxy on behalf of a corrupt senate to help planets dodge their trade obligations all while completely failing to sense the one Sith Lord right under my nose, I do it with rainbow flags and diversity.”
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Anakin saw the woke multispecies Jedi council and immediately decided to become a fascist
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Communists can’t create, only destroy. Johnny Silverhand would be against the trans movement, as seen in Gig: Talent Academy (Phantom Liberty DLC, from Mr. Hands in Dogtown). Johnny’s quote (upon first seeing the underage athletes with permanent chrome in the exhibition hall): “These ain’t athletes, V. They’re kids. Kids way too young for this kind of chrome.” -Johnny Silverhand.
Don’t go to r/cyberpunkgame if you want to actually talk about the goddamn game
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Can we seriously deport this parasite?
I would gladly waive the born-in-USA requirement for presidency for Bibi.
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😭😭😭 homie thats your boss
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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What that dirty bitch Tamara saw after every show #H3 #H3H3 #EthanKlein
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SNL made jokes about Putin taking Crimea in 2014. That's how serious it was. Obama refused to give Ukrainians weapons to defend themselves, but he was just so cool and that's all that mattered back then.
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NEW: Vladimir Putin spent most of his call with the leaders of Finland and Norway ranting about Slavic history, underscoring Europe's tough task backing Ukraine in peace talks. The planned 20-minute call dragged on for 90. A ceasefire barely came up: ft.com/content/a384acd1-c90c…
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It’s funny when progressives admit that homosexual behavior is humiliating
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Ok this one is fucking insane
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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ISRAEL ELECTIONS 2026 BAAL 26% MOLOCH 16% SATAN 21% BELCEBU 14%
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Заходит в бар украинец, нацист и еврей, а бармен говорит: "Здравствуйте пан Зеленский!"
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He somehow deported less people than Obama and Obama counted border rejects as deportations. Trump is total failure that only cares about Israel
President Trump deported 980,000 illegal immigrants in the first 18 months of his second term, between January 2025 and July 2026, according to a MPI analysis of government data. Follow: @AFpost
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Netanyahu last week: “I’m destroying Iran with or without your vote”! Netanyahu this morning;
זוהי קריאת חירום! עתידה של המדינה היהודית שלנו על הכף. צאו להצביע מחל עכשיו! אחוזי הצבעה גבוהים מהרגיל במגזר הערבי לעומת שיעור הצבעה נמוך של מצביעי הימין. חייבים להתעורר - אסור להישאר בבית. יוצאים ומצביעים מחל ומוציאים כמה שיותר אנשים!
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Netanyahu used to sleep in Jared Kushner's bed when he was a child This is who is really running our country not Trump
Tonight on channel 13 news: @barakravid asked Jared Kushner if @netanyahu really used to sleep in his room when he visited his parents in New York | Watch his answer
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