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Gozman

@GozmanGonzalez

Web3 Legal Strategist & Compliance Writer | Lawyer | Delegate @Scroll_ZKP | Ex: @Pushchain

 Abuja, Nigeria
github.com/kchigozie9
Joined December 2017
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A few years ago, I stumbled on a news headline that called Switzerland the “Crypto Nation.” At first, it sounded like hype. But the more I dug into it, the more I realized that Switzerland isn’t just embracing crypto, 🪡🧵
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Sometimes I remember that I’m an adult and I’m supposed to know what I’m doing. Then I remember I still Google things like “how long does rice last in the fridge?” We’re all just improvising. 😭
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Japan is pushing quantum computing forward with a machine built from individual atoms. We’re literally finding ways to make computers out of the building blocks of matter. And some of us are still struggling to make a PDF load. Humanity is moving at different speeds. 😭
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Hiii Guys I just realised november just entered the chat. New goals, better habits, more money, less stress, better opportunities and hopefully some romantic progress too. 😂 This month, we’re not just talking about getting our lives together. We’re actually trying.
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We’re so obsessed with making it in our lifetime that we sometimes forget that real generational wealth might take generations to build. Imagine working hard today so your children can start where you once dreamed of reaching. That’s a different kind of success.
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Some people want a loyal partner, emotional support, unlimited patience, constant attention, and unconditional understanding. But when it’s their turn to communicate, suddenly they’re “not good at expressing themselves.” Relationships are partnerships, not subscription services. 💀
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Your brain can turn one small problem into 17 different disasters, none of which have happened yet. Overthinking is basically paying emotional rent for problems you don’t even own. 😭
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😭😭 Bro, imagine Harry Kane finally winning the World Cup. The trophy presentation might take 3 business days because nobody would believe what they're seeing. Bayern fans would start checking if the trophy comes with a curse reversal clause.
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Monday again. 😭 Whoever keeps resetting the week, please let us discuss. I wasn’t even done with the last one. Anyway, good morning. We move.
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It’s the weekend guyssss Finallyyy I have officially retired from overthinking, worrying about the future and trying to figure everything out. My new career is lying down and checking my phone every 7 minutes.
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Schrödinger’s famous thought experiment imagines a cat that’s in a quantum superposition of alive and dead states until a measurement is made. Imagine being both productive and unemployed until someone checks your LinkedIn.😂
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Gm guys, it’s Monday again! You don’t need to have your whole life figured out this week. Just make one good decision, learn one new thing, and move one step closer to where you want to be. Small progress still counts.
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? I’m starting to think we’ve been lied to. 🤨
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Ohhhh na the reason be this
Manuel_ (@L_o_ng_man) profile pictureManuel_
@L_o_ng_manOct 13
Involve you ke? You wey no fit see without your glasses. 👓🤓
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What if aliens have been watching Earth for thousands of years, but every time they check on us, someone is fighting in a YouTube comment section? At this point, even extraterrestrials have probably muted humanity.
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The internet can teach you quantum physics, help you understand crypto, and explain a legal concept in 30 seconds. But somehow, you can still spend 2 hours scrolling through nonsense. Humanity has created a powerful tool and decided to use it for memes. 😭
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Quantum computers can basically be in multiple possible states at once. Meanwhile, I have one brain and still manage to forget why I opened the fridge. 😭 Humanity is cooked.
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Sometimes I wonder how many opportunities I’ve missed because I was either sleeping, overthinking, or saying: “Let me think about it.” Anyway, character development continues. 😂
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Thissss
Muna (@Munalozy) profile pictureMuna
@MunalozyOct 5
Getting rich from a skill you taught yourself>>>>>>>>>>
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This new week just spawned. Markets are now waking up, Crypto is about to start acting funny. And somebody is definitely launching another token. Anyway, let’s see what this week has for us. 😭📈
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Productivity levels can drop toward the end of the workweek. So if you’re staring at your screen right now doing absolutely nothing… You’re not lazy. You’re participating in the Friday tradition.
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