"Minoru Suzuki was an absolute hunk as a young man" is one of those wrestling facts like "Scott Steiner invented the 450 splash" that would sound totally made up if we didn't have video evidence of it.
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Trunk or Treat is clearly an attempt to adapt to the extinction of neighborhood Trick or Treating and performative hatred of it is part of the Puritan war against Halloween
Be funny as hell if Vader went into business for himself and just started whooping the absolute fucking shit outta Big Dave and buried him old country way three months before he's slated to win the world title
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Faust creates some of the sweetest and most innocent non-sacred Christian digital art on the Internet.
Comparing it to someone else who draws lambs sodomizing each-other reaches levels of troonery and goonery not previously observed.
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the reason millenial nerds feel a compulsion to shit on the star wars prequels, despite the obvious cinematic brilliance, is they are played entirely earnest. there is no jim from the office winking at the camera, which makes them excruciating to the irony poisoned millenial mind
Not gonna lie - not even gonna lie - as a dude who started balding at age fifteen, Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard was an inspiration for me.
It was the mid-90s.
I was just a pup.
My eldest brother was an usher at Cal-Tech's 'Wedding Cake' venue, a theater building shaped like a wedding cake.
The production: A Christmas Carol, starring Sir Patrick Stewart and a stool.
Yes, one stool. His sole prop.
It takes wrecking balls of chrome-plated steel to be able to carry a performance like that.
Better still, my brother got me backstage to meet the man himself!
We talked about sci fi, storytelling and the tech of Trek and he gave me his autograph, free of charge.
I still have it.
Rest in Peace, Sir Stewart. You were an inspiration.
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This is so pedestrian. You deliberately profane Christian iconography, invite precisely the reaction you intended to provoke, and then use that reaction as evidence of your own persecution. Such an incredibly predictable routine. Aren't you people tired?
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Muta and Giant told a complete story in just a few seconds. There was a clear beginning, a clear turning point, and a clear ending, and nothing in between felt forced. That is something many wrestlers cannot do in a thirty-minute match.
It worked because every little thing had a purpose: the timing, the facial expressions and the body language. Props to Paul Wight, who sold the Green Mist so well that you could feel the shock and pain through the screen.
Watching Malfoid shippers debating a new canon like the early Christian sects sure is something. I'm just waiting for the Nevilleurge heresy to happen.
Drawover idea:
The ending of Midnight Cowboy but with @VT5210 and @JoeChipFake

































