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Pleasing taste; some monsterism. Piss-poor artist and voracious consumer of crisps. My bin night is Thursday. The 'brains' behind @dpadesign2020.

Worksop, England
Joined August 2010
How do. I'm Dan and in my spare time I draw stuff. I've got a shop on Redbubble and I take commissions too. I'd be very grateful if you gave my art account a follow at @dpadesign2020 and had a look at my stuff. Cheers
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Word of the Day:  ÁILLEÁNACH (Irish) - an attractive and yet useless man.
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Not even 8pm and I've come to bed. I feel absolutely fucked. Me head feels like it weighs about the same as Westminster Abbey
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Everyone's been going on about the John Lewis Christmas advert yet I haven't seen a single person point out that the Sainsbury's Christmas advert is a load of walloping old shite
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The more RTs of this, the merrier. My shop sold ONE THING through the whole of October. Come on, help a brother out
It's the big DPA Design November sale! The perfect chance to start on your Christmas shopping, with deals including: 🔵25% off posters 🔵25% off mugs 🔵30% off T-shirts 🔵30% off phone cases 🔵plus many more discounts 🛒tinyurl.com/DPADShop
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They've been all over this on Bluesky, y'know. You're not gonna let those losers make you look bad, are you?
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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 retweeted
The more RTs of this, the merrier. My shop sold ONE THING through the whole of October. Come on, help a brother out
It's the big DPA Design November sale! The perfect chance to start on your Christmas shopping, with deals including: 🔵25% off posters 🔵25% off mugs 🔵30% off T-shirts 🔵30% off phone cases 🔵plus many more discounts 🛒tinyurl.com/DPADShop
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Half five and completely pitch black for half an hour already. Get fucked, autumn. Absolute knobhead of a season
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The snot I'm currently expunging is thicker than Liz Truss
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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 retweeted
It's the big DPA Design November sale! The perfect chance to start on your Christmas shopping, with deals including: 🔵25% off posters 🔵25% off mugs 🔵30% off T-shirts 🔵30% off phone cases 🔵plus many more discounts 🛒tinyurl.com/DPADShop
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Ironed 8 (eight) things and now I feel absolutely bollocksed
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Top shagger
Remembering #JeremyBrett, who was #BOTD in 1933. Although best known for his portrayal of Sherlock Holmes in 41 episodes of the TV series, his contribution to stage and films are equally memorable.
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Watched a few Sherlock Holmes episodes the past few days and he's just fucking brilliant
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I've had enough of this bastard cold now. I'm a terrible patient anyway, but this one seems to have been particularly annoying. Had one decent kip since last Monday. I'm absolutely fucked
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People say the human body is a miracle, but how can it possibly be anything of the sort if it can be taken down for a week because some fucker with a cold breathed in the same postcode as you? Utter fucking twaddle
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Never won from 22nd though, has he
Adding P5 to the list 🏆 Max is the first driver in F1 history to win from 11 different grid positions 🤯 #F1 || #RedBullRacing
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Loads of you have been on about some walking bloke that I'd never heard of until about an hour ago, and honestly, how the fuck do you all learn about these things? How do you have the time to do it? I never have a clue what any of you are talking about any more
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Having a bath of hope accompanied by a vaporwave playlist of sanguinity
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"Make a reel!" they said. "People on Instagram love reels! You'll get tons of views. Loads more than you'd get from a static image! Think of all those eyeballs on your products" This one has got 60 views in 12 hours. For context, the last picture I posted got 200+
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Trying to work out what makes the various social media algorithms tick so I can actually sell stuff is EXHAUSTING
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There's a big bastard sale on in my shop starting today and I'd be pretty grateful if you could give it a share. Cheers shaggers
It's the big DPA Design November sale! The perfect chance to start on your Christmas shopping, with deals including: 🔵25% off posters 🔵25% off mugs 🔵30% off T-shirts 🔵30% off phone cases 🔵plus many more discounts 🛒tinyurl.com/DPADShop
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