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Maria Renard

@GuardianKnuckle

I don't understand what that means! No matter how complicated you make it, a bad thing is still bad thing! (#CastlevaniaRp / #SSBRP)

Joined July 2022
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Yeah yeah, grandpa. C'mon, you can get your tapioca when you're back in the coffin where you belong
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Dracula (@ProofOfBlood) profile pictureDracula@ProofOfBlood2 Jun 2024
Not without my tapioca
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Dracula (@ProofOfBlood) profile pictureDracula@ProofOfBlood4 Feb 2024
"FARTING?! That sounds like my dearest Lisa. . . I miss her so. . ."
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Dracula@ProofOfBlood4 Feb 2024
"FARTING?! That sounds like my dearest Lisa. . . I miss her so. . ."
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Lady Palutena (@LifeFindsLight) profile pictureLady Palutena@LifeFindsLight4 Feb 2024
The girl of your dreams is farting in bed so much right now.
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Lady Palutena (@LifeFindsLight) profile pictureLady Palutena@LifeFindsLight4 Feb 2024
The girl of your dreams is farting in bed so much right now.
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The girl of your dreams is farting in bed so much right now.
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I'm twelve!
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snoop from peas (@princebeforeson) profile picturesnoop from peas@princebeforeson8 Oct 2023
me: im tired the qrts alucard castlevania: mood dracula castlevania: u should drop dead richter castlevania: Bible verse Belmont maria castlevania: im 12 me:
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"MARIA I DID NOT SAY THEY WERE SLAVES!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
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"Maria why have you sworn? WHY HAVE YOU INSILTED ME TWICE? YOU'VE BEEN HANGING WITH THOSE VAMPIRES AGAIN HM?"
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"Ah! @GuardianKnuckle! Wonderful news! The script you gave to the gentlemen is finished! We're going to watch the show you've written now!"
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OH, UNCLE ALUCARD! EVER SINCE YOUR UNTIMELY ARREST, THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME... THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR GIFTS TO ME... Which I still didn't get!! AND NOBODY CAPTURES MY FAMILY AT AN IMPORTANT TIME LIKE THAT. #FREEALUCARD2023 @Dance_of_Pales
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Wow, thanks, @GRXNDCROSS for getting me this new sweet shake I asked for! You're the best! Ok, here I go!
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GRANDPA DRAC!!! I WANT THE PLAY!! GIMME THE PRETTY PRINCESS ONE!! @ProofOfBlood
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Please look forward to seeing me on a big stage near you❣️
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[Meanwhile, Maria is waiting outside of Castlevania, looking very annoyed] What's taking him so long!? He said that he had a surprise for me, AND that this would be better than any christmas gift. Ooooh, he had better be right!!
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Replying to @princebeforeson @GuardianKnuckle
"BELMONTS ENTER."
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@GuardianKnuckle WATCH THIS AND BE AMAZED BY GOD'S GOOD WORK, MARIA!
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Replying to @GuardianKnuckle
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"...how do you keep getting inside my house? And is it really so close to Christmas already?" He takes a moment to think. "I...maybe I could get you one or two of these. I still have some funds left over from Father's nineteenth inheritance."
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Unbelievable!!They did that.. to me!! I've been good all year. WELL, I KNOW WHO /WILL/ LISTEN TO ME. [Stomps up to @Dance_of_Pales]
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And I'm not budging on this! I HAVE to have this! This isn't just for me... it's for the BELMONTS! AND YOU! BUT MOSTLY IT'D BE MINE! AND IT WOULD LOOK COOL IN OUR FRONT YARD! @Dance_of_Pales amazon.com/Super-Soaker-Craf…
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You wouldn't deny this wonderful girl who happens to be your favorite and only niece presents, would you, @Dance_of_Pales? On CHRISTMAS...?!
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