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Joined June 2019
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Chase DeLauter Connoisseur retweeted
My GOAT
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Chase DeLauter Connoisseur retweeted
No more political ads on my television
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I am an illegal alien and I have voted 14 times today. My name is Dan Miragliotta and I am a MMA referee.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Chase DeLauter Connoisseur retweeted
I voted illegally in the state of North Carolina. My name is Rasheed Walker and I play for the Carolina Panthers
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Chase DeLauter Connoisseur retweeted
Hey guys… Long story short I accidentally did crack cocaine that I thought was weed at a Halloween party in New York last night… Judge orders I have to appear in court so I won’t be home for a few days… Hopefully see you soon
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Chase DeLauter Connoisseur retweeted
might be worse than 9/11 ngl
Panthers, OT Rasheed Walker agree to one-year deal. (via @RapSheet + @TomPelissero)
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literally the worst o-line ever i’m done
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yo Yandy please quit flipping the fucking bat 😭
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Chase DeLauter Connoisseur retweeted
This is still one of the greatest rounds in UFC history. Volk was comfortably winning the fight before Ortega dropped him out of nowhere and locked in a nasty guillotine. Somehow, Volk escaped, survived ANOTHER submission attempt, and proceeded to beat the absolute shit out of Ortega. 🔥 This version of Volk was a different animal. #UFC333 #MMA
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The state of Ohio is choosing between a Jewish woman and an Indian man. Just don’t vote bro 😭.
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Chase DeLauter Connoisseur retweeted
ring culture is the corniest thing ever
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Guarantee Joc Pederson is a Guardian next season
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If Zach Edey was 6’8” he’d be checking a grandma out at Ross rn.
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Guess the MLB team: C - Best defensive catcher in MLB 1B - Stud rookie in 27 2B - Future stud #1 pick SS - 3.5 WAR player with an amazing glove 3B - Future HoFer LF - Best defensive outfielder contact king CF- Ass/Who? RF- Best rookie itl DH - Lefty Masher SP - Big Rig RP - 🤖
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Boy I KNOW you fckin lying
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How was nobody clowning this mf when this dropped 😭😭😭
Leggings + crop 👁👅👁
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Chase DeLauter Connoisseur retweeted
Damn, man. I want Jose Ramirez to win a World Series more than anything in sports. It’s why it hurts so bad every time a Guardians season ends. You only get so many shots.
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Genao should’ve been in the batters box. Rocchio was a complete dud all postseason.
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Yeah I think the Guardians got hosed here
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