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essa bee

@GucciBootss

please allow up to 2-4 business days for the eight ball to provide the answer you seek

Joined October 2021
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im sorry for the tone i use when i repeat something for the third time
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just logged in to twitter for the first time in a couple weeks and I honestly didnt think this place could fall deeper down the shitter, but here we are
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I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, “walk me through your thought process”
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the older I get the more people ask “whats wrong” when nothings wrong thats just my face
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erika@yeeeerikaJul 18
i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere
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“look at this cool rock” is timeless, it works when youre 7 and it works when youre 37
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not to toot my own horn… but I just used conditional access policies to allow an Entra ID user to connect to an Azure Virtual Desktop running Windows from a BYOD MacBook, while blocking access to the AVD from Windows laptops, and only accessing M365 resources from the AVD
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I dont get fomo I get fog fear of going
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well obviously some birds are real… but can you prove that ALL birds are real?
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Sick
@sickdotdevApr 26
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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Nothing in my life comes in moderation i know the extremes of everything
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A Japanese dev made an app that sends a fat cat to your screen as a reminder to take a break.
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@Skinwalker5110Apr 26
My preferred brand of sunscreen is called my house.
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in 2056 we will all be like $27 for a lettuce wtf back in my day it was only $17 for a lettuce
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flunxo2@flunxo2Apr 9
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hug more trees and be nice to more bees
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pee time is me time implies that poo time is you time
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some people orbit, some people are orbited
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I think Im actually addicted to reading
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hope my absence haunts u forever fuckin loser
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@cryst6ls9 Dec 2025
no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem
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