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Joined March 2008
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Esto es una puta locura, HASTA MISSISSIPPI
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Wajahat Ali: "Vivek & Kash Patels were those nerdy, dorky guys... They said, 'One of these days, I'm gonna make a lot of money. And I'm gonna have sex with a white woman'... He thought the whites would take him. But the whites will never, ever accept the Vivek Ramaswamy."
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He did the thing
Con los resultados de las votaciones en EEUU, donde se demostró que el Imperialismo Globalista y su agenda de la Cultura de la Muerte, resiste y vuelve a la ofensiva, en medio de una división y debacle de Occidente como civilización, debemos esperar que los conflictos mayores del mundo se escalen en términos bélicos, específicamente, en Ucrania y el Golfo Pérsico … la recesión mundial está más cerca, y cada nación y región tendrá que luchar más por sobrevivir… En el Gran Caribe, la lucha se va a intensificar…Los peligros sobre RD, por la desestabilización programada de Haití, serán mayores que nunca antes, así como la necesidad de unirse para resistir y sobrevivir como nación….
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I’ve come to think @elonmusk ended up doing Dems and progressives a huge favor by turning this place into a fetid swamp of feral right wing freaks where the most prominent members of their coalition post like cartoon movie villains and think it makes them look cool.
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the last time Kansas had a Democratic Senator THE WIZARD OF OZ was a brand new movie release
BREAKING: Democrat Adam Hamilton wins U.S. Senate race in Kansas, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/48BOx2c
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And it happened.
We getting rid of Greg Abbott today
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Deja que los cubanos de Miami que votan GOP no matter what se den cuenta que votaron por un negro
🔴 Results - Byron Donalds Wins the Florida governor race, defeating democratic opponent David Jolly
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Si esto de verdad pasa, será más increíble que el remonte de Lula
TEXAS SENATE ODDS: 🟦 James Talarico: 75% 🟥 Ken Paxton: 25%
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Uno de los únicos lugares seguros que quedaban para escapar del doom scrolling.
new on Apple TV: Instagram 📺 available in the US only.
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Vivek Ramaswamy performs "Lose Yourself" by Eminem at the Iowa State Fair
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TELEVISA PRESENTA
मेरा बॉयफ्रेंड नहाते समय बाथरूम का दरवाजा अंदर से लॉक कर लेता था। एक दिन मैंने उससे कहा, "हम दोनों को रिलेशनशिप में एक साल हो चुका है।" उसने जवाब दिया, "बस आदत पड़ गई है।" मैंने कहा, "मुझे ऐसा लगता है जैसे तुम मुझसे कुछ छिपा रहे हो।" वह बोला, "ऐसी बात नहीं है, हर किसी को अपनी थोड़ी प्राइवेसी चाहिए होती है।" मैंने पूछा, "लेकिन दरवाजा लॉक करने की क्या जरूरत है?" उसने बताया, "क्योंकि मैं बचपन में छह भाई-बहनों के साथ बड़ा हुआ हूँ।" मैंने कहा, "अच्छा, अब समझ आया।" वह बोला, "इसका तुमसे कोई लेना-देना नहीं है।" यह सुनकर मैं कुछ देर के लिए चुप हो गई। मुझे एहसास हुआ कि मैंने उसकी एक छोटी-सी आदत को अपने ऊपर ले लिया था। मैंने कहा, "माफ करना।" उसने जवाब दिया, "कोई बात नहीं।" मैंने कहा, "मैं बस तुम्हारे और करीब महसूस करना चाहती थी।" वह बोला, "मैं समझता हूँ।" अगली बार जब वह नहाने गया, तो उसने बाथरूम का दरवाजा लॉक नहीं किया। उसने बताया कि उसे यह थोड़ा अजीब तो लगा, लेकिन अच्छा भी महसूस हुआ। कुछ हफ्ते बाद मैं रोज से जल्दी घर लौट आई। अंदर जाकर देखा तो वह बाथरूम के फर्श पर पूरे कपड़े पहने बैठा था और शॉवर चल रहा था... 1/3👇
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1 millón de views esta pendejada. El infierno será poco para Elon Musk.
4:20 am. Mi vuelo sale a las 6:15 am. Pido un Uber para ir al aeropuerto y el conductor llega 10 minutos después de lo que marcaba la aplicación. Cuando subo al coche, le digo que necesito llegar rápido porque mi vuelo sale en menos de 2 horas. Me responde que haría lo posible. A los 5 minutos se detiene en una gasolinera. Le pregunté...
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Guido retweeted
Every single time I see this, I think this 🤦‍♀️
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Sam Raimi 4 lyfe
This is what we call directing.
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Frank Herbert escribió esto mismo en Dune en 1965.
Replying to @Pontifex
Machines are tools, not persons. Today, some propose granting these systems rights, or even legal personhood. Such an approach risks obscuring human responsibility and leaving those who suffer harm to confront a faceless entity.
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This woman is a national treasure. Now she’s known for camping it up for Ryan Murphy, but she is one of the greatest american actresses of all time.
Jessica Lange talks about ‘All That Jazz’ and Bob Fosse. “I love Bob. We were great friends. I sometimes watch ‘All That Jazz’ and realize what a fucking genius he was. What he was doing, it was extraordinary.”
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Just realized Welles is literally doing the iconic Holmes pose on the poster for F for Fake. He knew.
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Tuvieron que pasar 10 años para que apareciera un demócrata que sepa cómo combatir a Trump y su gente usando sus mismos métodos:
EL-SAYED: RFK JR. was in town this week. He said that the 500 million Arabs in the world had never contributed anything to science. But to be fair, he is an expert on people who never contributed anything to science. He didn't bother to show up when 8000 people were infected by the shit lettuce. But he wants to come here and lecture you about potentially electing and arab-american to the U.S. Senate My guy has zero doctorates. I have two of them
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Talk about an actor that never phoned it in
“Win the crowd & you will win your freedom.” 26 years ago today, the planet stopped rotating on its axis. Time froze. Gladiator released. There are certain pieces of art that collide with you in life at the right time. This is one of those pieces. @russellcrowe - I tip my cap.
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