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Houston, TX
Joined November 2019
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Reminder to myself: Twitter arguments are pointless. Nobody ever changes their mind, learns anything, or admits they're wrong.
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Elon fled to Texas to escape blue states only for Texas to… become a blue state.
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Governor-Elect Gina Hinojosa requests pause on selling state land to Elon Musk.
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holy fucking shit. lmfao
BREAKING: New York demands $100,000 for every single bet Polymarket let underage users place
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This photo really did predict the fucking future.
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RUMOR: Kevin Feige is currently in negotiations to cast Kurtis Pratt as Wolverine in Marvel's ‘X-MEN’ reboot. The film hits theaters May 5, 2028. (source: @DominoEffectSSB)
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how it feels to play unranked as your main
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JUST IN🚨: Finland has officially launched a criminal investigation into Google for illegally clearing a forest for its data center.
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If you can understand a billionaire moving countries to improve his finances, you can understand an immigrant doing it to feed their children.
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1969 a US soldier is asked: "If you could send one message to Americans 50 years in the future what would it be?" "Don't send your sons to finish what politicians start."
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I do not understand this: If Russell Brand can be correctly convicted, why can literally nobody from the Epstein files be convicted.
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I bet Russell Brand wishes he was in the Epstein files now as this seems to grant you immunity from prosecution
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If you’re wondering how hard it is to get a rape conviction, it took six women, all of whom testified against him, to get the jury to believe he raped only one of them. Now imagine how hard it is when a woman on her own is trying to get justice against her rapist.
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Russell Brand has been denied. His lawyers asked, as an act of humanity, for him to be allowed to say goodbye to his family. The judge rejected the request.
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It's one big rapey club.
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Cannot believe the guy who used a tax payer-funded BBC chauffeur to pick up his 16-year-old girlfriend from school when she was still in uniform and he was 29 years old turned out to be a rapist. I mean where were the signs?
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PLEASE NOTE AIPAC changed their name to: UNITED DEMOCRACY PROJECT DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS ONE
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Doja Cat changes lyric of ‘Paint The Town Red’ at her show in Dallas, Texas following the Democratic victory: “I don’t care I paint the town BLUE.”
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And that’s how you read the room
Doja Cat changes lyric of ‘Paint The Town Red’ at her show in Dallas, Texas following the Democratic victory: “I don’t care I paint the town BLUE.”
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arrest Elon Musk seize his factories nationalize SpaceX
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luigi mangione we busting you out brother sit tight i’m otw
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I’ve just accepted that I’m going to be laughing for days
REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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