@GuyInFinance

Analyst in Finance. Lives in Murray Hill. Still learning EBITDA.

Joined September 2023
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Just started in Banking and realized it’s going to be 40 years of this shit
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No way the Patriots immediately win after this
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No one: Mikael Subplot:
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@BacardiCapital
Oct 3
No one here knows about the Cornell 7 or Lindsay Clancy
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These are my Quants
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What your MD does during the 2 seconds saved by typing thx instead of thanks.
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The football player at your college who immediately starts doing insurance sales after graduating
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“Make sure you practice good eye contact” Our intern:
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High Yield Harry
@HighyieldHarry
18 Nov 2023
“You better lawyer up asshole, because I'm not coming back for 0%, I'm coming back for EVERYTHING”
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Uhhh….this was our summer intern
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Aug 18
BREAKING: Alleged Penn State cocaine kingpin, dubbed “Pablo Pledgescobar,” turns himself in & is denied bail.
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Average Intern final presentation:
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Me sitting at my desk pretending to be busy while I wait for my VP to leave
Wall Street Rollup
@WallStRollup
Aug 3
85% of finance workers admit to faking productivity at work; the most performative industry compared to other surveyed participants
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LFG
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Pretty cool that we can send America’s best cuisine into developing markets like this
Dexerto
@Dexerto
Jul 14
Chipotle is finally opening its first restaurant in Mexico after more than 30 years The location will open on July 16
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Rooting for Sinner and 🇮🇹 today
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Swiss Chris Son or Wall St Wardrobe Daughter?
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Things are happening
Sujeet Indap@sindap
Jun 15
worst rom-com ever:
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Ted Pick robbed
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Do you feel in charge?
Buyside Hub
@Buyside_Hub
Jun 5
Diameter’s Scott Goodwin - “we’ve started hiring people out of college.” “The AI nativity of college grads is so powerful.”
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