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the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
that it is! ( he leans in a bit. ) I've gotta know—— what's your all—time favorite?
not bad? I'll assume that's high praise, coming from you. ... you know, I never considered that you may have hobbies outside of the whole... ( makes little bat ears over his head. silly. ) you like movies, then?
............. your critique is noted, batMAN. ( totally not mad. ) it's easier to act in full costume, but I have a feeling you'd attempt to restrain me if I were to shift into you now, or even hit me—— the violent man that you are. I'll save that performance for a later date.
( !! startled. he regains his composure quickly, though. ) oh, that's perfect, thank you. ( a—hemmmm. ) I'm Batman. *😐.
*🌀🌀. I am batman. ( loww... too low. COUGH. ) I Am Bat—Man. ( too... enunciated. ) 🎵 I am batman~ 🎵 ( starts giggling to himself. )



































