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I say funny stuff sometimes. Mostly hang out in comic book Twitter. Be curious, not judgmental.

Chicago
Joined April 2012
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Hiding my @DanhausenAD on a shelfhausen until my wife finds it
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House Democrats: CHOOSE A NEW SPEAKER - Sign the Petition! c.org/D9xNf4RnrR via @Change NO JEFFRIES, BOOKER OR SCHUMER. All AIPAC funded
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have the diesel trucks considered not buying Starbucks
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Hang it in all the museums 🔥
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Happy Ted Lasso Day to those who celebrate.
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Re-release Masters of the Universe in theaters. We all fucked up.
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My speech to Pensacola City Council regarding Red Light AI enforcement, constitutional rights, due process and the core values of Western justice. Pensacola, FL Escambia County
"'I wasn't even in Pensacola.' That's what Jacob Rockwell told the Pensacola City Council after receiving a red-light camera ticket for a violation he says he couldn't have committed. His concern goes beyond one citation. Jacob argued that these cameras turn a fundamental principle of our justice system upside down. Instead of the government proving you committed the violation, the burden shifts to you to prove you didn't. He questioned whether that is consistent with due process and constitutional protections. His comments come as a Florida judge recently ruled the state's red-light camera law unconstitutional, finding that it improperly shifts the burden of proof to the vehicle owner. While that decision is expected to be appealed, it has renewed the debate over automated enforcement. If I am honored to be elected your next Mayor, I will review and cancel contracts that do not serve the best interests of the public, including Pensacola's red-light camera program. My administration will focus on protecting constitutional rights, restoring public trust, and ensuring taxpayer dollars are spent on core services that benefit our residents. -- Ann Hill for Mayor of Pensacola
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Danhausen did the “at Backlash” meme. 😂
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Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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That's a doctor.
First look at ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ sequel. In theaters on May 6, 2027.
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Welcome back coach! Ted Lasso returns August 5 on @AppleTV!
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I can listen to this on a loop all day long, lol. 🤣🤣
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I watched Bad Bunny and now I am at least 1% Latino.
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If you see Melania tonight, don't forget to stay for the after credit scene. It sets up the whole Grift universe.
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One thing's for sure, Stephen Miller has a tiny little boner right now
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The president of Puerto Rico needs to be removed from power next, he's an incompetent senile old man.
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If they're going to kill us, the least we should offer is to kill them back
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CHICAGO EAST SIDE — ICE agents assault and tear gas residents today at 105th and Avenue N.
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I regret to inform you that this will get much worse.
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The 400 richest people in the U.S. are now worth a record $6.6 trillion after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year.
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