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haley 🧠🌱

@HailHalizzle

|| ☼ virgo ☼ ☽ gemini ☽ ↟ scorpio ↟ || i like raves ||

 Tailgating in the perkins lot
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Joined December 2014
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Oh Colorado, I love you
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It’s been 14 years and One Direction’s cover of teenage dirtbag still has me in a chokehold
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Everybody mad at GRiZ but I’m lovin the the idea of not having to choose between LL and 7S next year
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They'll lemon pepper and hot honey your asshole if you're not careful
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I have genuinely never bought nothing on Roku
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🦖@ittehbagOct 28
asshole so tight i cant give a shit
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marklorem 🔞@markloremOct 28
Taking shrooms and opening my third asshole
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My bf forgot to tell me the cleaners were coming today and now I’m hiding in his room with my dog as he continually whines and barks at the door over my PEACEFUL SPOOKY RAIN SOUNDS while I’m trying to do school work. This is truly my hell.
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Shout out the cleaning ladies though bc I have been slacking and really didn’t wanna clean today and was gonna have to!!!!!
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@jainormisOct 26
for Halloween i’m gonna be scary horny
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Posted me vibing to LSDream with the caption “ i’d give this man my first born”
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Natalie@NatDOTobjOct 26
Her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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i don’t Tinkle, i Piss. Hard.
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PERVERTBALLMASTER3000@snqpedOct 27
Used panties advent calendar
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My Misty and Mittens girlies🐈‍⬛
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@PopBaseOct 27
Today is National Black Cat Day.
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Smoodie.
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Nobody appreciated my Halloween costume in my GC but I’m so proud of myself bc I didn’t see any costumes like this online and not saying I’m the only person to ever have thought of it but IM HYPE AND I CANT WAIT OKAY
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orbtober@strwbrysuccubusOct 25
can i carve my name into your shaft or are you going to be weird about it
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My grandparents gave me their car in 2018 and the drivers side mirror flap thingy was broken so it wouldn’t shut all the way so she’d just keep it all the way open like against the windshield. I did it too bc it was kind of annoying but now 8 years and a whole new car later I still do that even though it’s not broken in my new car. It’s like comforting idk lol
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Cloudie@ThickclouderOct 22
babe can we co-op goon tonight
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