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London, Canada
Joined March 2009
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YouTuber @Haljackey grew his Sim City 4 Mega City to a population of 50 million over 10 years
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know where air pollution does respect political boundaries?
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BREAKING: Russia’s economy
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At least the golf courses are now open, @MapleLeafs.
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I am shaking with rage just thinking about how not enough people are talking about how my best friend @shootermcgavin got ROBBED in the ‘96 Tour Championship. That worm Gilmore in the 4th round scored a +4 on a hole where he got credit for a +1 score.
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GOVERNMENT: stay home ME: ok I’m staying home GOVERNMENT: ....you wanna go out and get a burrito or something? ME: can I? GOVERNMENT: ya maybe I dunno ME: can I goto the park? GOVERNMENT: haha buddy I dunno what am I the park police
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Replying to @globalnews
Thanksgiving is so overrated. These people are going to kill others for fucking Mashed Potatoes
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All across America, people are ready to take a shower.
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Please keep the border closed...😟 Canada🇨🇦 #COVID19 cases: 105,536 2,796 Cases per million 230 Deaths per million USA🇺🇸 #COVIDー19 cases: 2,996,027 9,051 Cases per million 401 Deaths per million
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One thing that is amusing to me is that if Hilary Clinton were president for COVID-19 we'd be absolutely fucked. She'd tell people to stay at home and half the country would gather in groups out of spite, because they'd think it was a liberal plot to take their guns or whatever.
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For my followers who don't subscribe to my newsletter, the one this week takes a mathematical look at the Coronavirus. You can also find a link to a PDF version here: diversitytomorrow.com/thread…
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The coronavirus panic is dumb
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France & Germany when they’re on the same side in WWIII #IranvsUSA
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You can “fix” a bridge, but you can’t fix stupid!
Remember Durham's famous "can opener" bridge was raised? Well.. (📹: @11foot8bridge) wncn.tv/2J8eNWQ
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#BREAKING Dornald Trumpets is abrout to turn into a dang peach. It’s just a fruit ya dingus, it’s good for your tum tum. #ForYourHealth
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Have a great day ya dingus.
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Americans will measure with anything but the metric system
A sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines has closed the northbound lanes of State Line Road near 100th Street in Kansas City, Missouri. bit.ly/2YAEWaJ
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I am become meme
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Sure, Thanos is singularly evil. But I bet he flunked Astro 101. He wants to kill half of all living things to save the other half — due to limited resources. But the universe has vastly more resources than can possibly be consumed by civilizations that have access to space.
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