I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement @hammancheez.bsky.social
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BREAKING : Secretary of Defense to require taking 2 shots and smoke an unfiltered marlboro before taking army fitness test to “weed out pussies”
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Imagine being the former leader of a nuclear power permanent UN Security Council member state being reduced to dressing like a MAGA pta mom begging for a ben shapiro retweet
BREAKING : #SantaClaus detected above Northern New Jersey, promptly dazzled by ground laser pointers, crashes into Asbury Park boardwalk, killing twelve
Joe Scarbreek
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On MSNBC, @morningmika and @JoeNBC say that they went to Mar-a-Lago this weekend and met with President-elect Trump for the first time in seven years.
Mika says that despite “profound disagreements,” they agreed with Trump to restart communications.
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For the next 4 years i dont care its trump economy
Mortgage rates up? Trump economy
Eggs? Trump economy
Dps moira going 52-2 with 1204 healing? Trump economy
Cat shit in your bed? Trump economy
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Taylor Swift dropping a tiktok saying “we’re all sad but JD Vance definitely fucked a couch” would fix me
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The reason the couchfucker thing had legs is it made the fascists play defense for a split second
Every other issue is framed by republicans and echoed in 90% of media and democrats are left to go “but thats not true 😔”
The only lesson here is Fuck truth build narratives
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a lot of republicans about to be real shocked when their kids can't get health insurance because of their type 1 diabetes
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GOP : they killed a squirrel
Voters : women are dying of sepsis in parking lots under your policies
GOP : squirrel 🥺
Musk : Its fine your honor we were just scamming these hick rubes who we viscerally despise lmao
Judge : lmao gottem
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